Happy birthday Matt, you’re the ugliest of all
You are the worst and most perverse to roam Broadway world’s hallowed halls
Your mother was a hooker and your father was a dick
Happy birthday, b$#%h!
Happy birthday, b$#%h
Happy birthday, Matt!
b$#%h,b$#%h,b$#%h,b$#%h,b$#%h!
Stupid f#%king b$#%h!
A little bit of Bare for you!
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt