midnight at the oasis

[showmethetony]

midnight at the oasis#0

Posted: 9/1/04 at 1:03am

okay so I sat through auditions tonight for a community theater production of ANNIE. I heard a 60+ year old woman sing "Memory" so out of tune I wanted to punch myself in the face...it was a very Guffman moment.

when you grow up surrounded by willful ignorance you have to believe mercy has its own country and that it's round and borderless ~Animal, Ani Difranco

[spiderdj82]

re: midnight at the oasis#1

Posted: 9/1/04 at 1:04am

You shoud have stood up and said, "I hate you and your ASS face"

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

[Matt_G]

re: midnight at the oasis#2

Posted: 9/1/04 at 1:05am

And who's husband just accidentaly died leaving me all his money? And who's on top and who's on bottom now, huh?! Who's on top and who's on bottom now?! I'll see you in hell, Billy. But at least I'm gonna have some fun before I get there.

Scene.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[showmethetony]

re: midnight at the oasis#3

Posted: 9/1/04 at 1:10am

i'm just gonna go home and BITE MY PILLOW

when you grow up surrounded by willful ignorance you have to believe mercy has its own country and that it's round and borderless ~Animal, Ani Difranco

[spiderdj82]

re: midnight at the oasis#4

Posted: 9/1/04 at 1:11am

Cause you're Bastard people.

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

[Matt_G]

re: midnight at the oasis#5

Posted: 9/1/04 at 1:12am

This is the day of the show, y'all.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[showmethetony]

re: midnight at the oasis#6

Posted: 9/1/04 at 1:14am

in my next life i want to be parker posey...she is one of the funniest people on the planet...

teachers pet...i want to be teachers pet...OMG! her in those white pumps doing a split...i want to die from laughter...have you ever seen Party Girl?

when you grow up surrounded by willful ignorance you have to believe mercy has its own country and that it's round and borderless ~Animal, Ani Difranco

[Matt_G]

re: midnight at the oasis#7

Posted: 9/1/04 at 1:15am

I always have a home at the Dairy Queen

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[Matt_G]

re: midnight at the oasis#8

Posted: 9/1/04 at 1:18am

I want to focus on that "Less is more" acting where you talk to the person and you look away and than you look back again and than look away.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[spiderdj82]

re: midnight at the oasis#9

Posted: 9/1/04 at 1:20am

It's a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire.

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

[Matt_G]

re: midnight at the oasis#10

Posted: 9/1/04 at 1:20am

Why don't you have one of those Vagina enlargements

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[spiderdj82]

re: midnight at the oasis#11

Posted: 9/1/04 at 1:21am

Everybody dance!

For some reason I laugh everytime I see that part.

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

[Matt_G]

re: midnight at the oasis#12

Posted: 9/1/04 at 1:23am

Meet some guys. Some Italian guys. Watch TV and stuff.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[Ebonic_Singer]

re: midnight at the oasis#13

Posted: 9/1/04 at 1:45am

Haha Guffman quotes=priceless!

[Mister Matt]

re: midnight at the oasis#14

Posted: 9/1/04 at 10:22am

God, I wish I was in that show!

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

[lildogs]

re: midnight at the oasis#15

Posted: 9/1/04 at 10:27am

Thirsty? just drive in and get a coke

Just talk like a normal person....Now that's too loud.

He could be the next Keanu Reeve...s....

[CJR]

re: midnight at the oasis#16

Posted: 9/1/04 at 1:47pm

Why did I think this thread was going to be about the song Midnight at the Oasis? lol

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

[broadwaystar2b]

re: midnight at the oasis#17

Posted: 9/1/04 at 1:51pm

You f*ck my wife
What?
You f*ck my wife, how could you do that to me, I'm your brother