my 4th of july

i asked my friend Ryan to go to the fierworks with me.when we got there we meat other friends and i went with my two friends the Adams and he went with other people.i went to get a ice cream and they told me where they would be and when i got there they werent there.I called my sister to get Adams phone number and her friend Ashly picked up.
Ashley:hello?
me:hi ashley
ashley:yea?
me:is Devin(my sister) there
ashley:no
me:oh well can you do me a favor
ashley:yup
me:look up adams # in her phone
ashley:Adam is right hear
me:oh where are you guys
Ashley:oh i dont want you to sit with us im not telling
me:can i talk to adam?
ashley: yea
Adam:we are in the center of the earth
*backround laughf
(and so on with places)

i looked all over for them and then i walked all the way home alone

im so mad right now i could kill all of them

im going to vomit if i look at them!

i have rehersal tomarow with all of them and im not saieing a word to any of them.they hert me evry time i tri and be there friend

Well, Liam, if you do look at them and vomit, be sure to vomit on them.

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ok where is broadwayboobs when you need him!

It sounds like you tried to be friends with these creeps more than one time. Just forget about them. They aren't worth you getting upset over. There are better people out there and you'll find them!

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THE FIFTH OF JULY? Isn't that a play by Lanford Wilson?

Yes, it is. It's about a homosexual who's had both of his legs amputated. Yes, Liam, have a good FIFTH OF JULY.

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And Yenta, FIFTH OF JULY also features a dotty old woman who carried around her husband's ashes in a box of chocolates.

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Liam is 9?

I thought he was 54.

Oops, I mean, 14.

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yes - you are.

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I don't have a need to be cruel. And if I have been cruel to anyone in here, I would like to know about it so I can correct it.

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