"i happen to believe there's more than just sex between a man and a woman."
"right, there's smoking in the dark afterwards."
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
"I can find anything."
"Can you find my virginity? I lost it about twenty years ago."
"bad news from my wife. she still loves me. would you believe this? she still thinks i got sent to korea as part of some secret plot to cheat on her!"
"well, didn't you?"
"yeah, but how did she figure it out?"
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
"Dear Mrs. Burns, I regret to inform that your husband has been seen out of uniform, and maybe you would like to know with who."
"i'm a life long anglophile. england is still the only place I know where any young man can grow up to be the queen."
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
"Tis better to have loved and lost than to never.... oh, give me a drink."
so very very dry...
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
If it makes you feel better, I had three drinks yesterday. One of them was for you.
awwww, such a sweet child
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Most of the time, at least....
and that's why i so adore you, my sweet!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Shucks, babycakes, you know how to pitch woo!
not to mention my bill and cooing talents.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Anyone else feel like they need a demonstration?
I'm feeling so very all alone since my Eddie Varley took up with that Dolly tramp.
Wow... this is incredible.
It's like spying on a PM.
I wonder what good can come of any of this?? :)
Sonof, Dollypop and I are just dear friends, my heart is open, hey speaking of open and heart, I hear this papa dude is still hot! Updated On: 3/18/04 at 01:36 PM
Papa is hot! But, papa loves mambo. And, i've heard that "just friends" line a million times before. Do I hear violins?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I hear he plays the violin, he tucks it right under his chin and he bows.... oh, he bows.....
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
And a very lovely morning to you all!
i ain't no fiddler, vishy.
you gotta problem with mambo, there, somms?
intriguing ain't it, ckeaton?
eddie, are you trying to make off with all the boys?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
lucky me to have found a rack, uh, i mean a girl, oops, woman, nah, broad, yeah that works, so musically inclined.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
And while I love being a broad as much as the next gal, can I be a dame? It feels so Philip Marlowe.
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