Joined: 12/31/69
Woo woo, are we going to make it to May 23rd, Eddie?
Weeellll it is my birthday!
Will you finally be legal, mon cher? I want to spread some love!
Eddie's legal for what?
I feel dirty.. I've just read the last 8 pages of seduction, and I wan't to get in there... Mambo and Vish need to consider opening up this thread to flat out debauchery... it's Orgy Time!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Debauchery?
How did you know our middle names?
what was that old song by blackfoot? oh yeah, "train, train!"
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
You mean "Lord, get yourself a money man/You take that midnight train to Memphis", that Train, Train? Updated On: 3/25/04 at 04:49 PM
no, no, silly, my train train was a reference to 70's southern rock flash in the pan blackfoot. a buncha guys who were not good enough to stay in lynyrd skynyrd. dude, i so sound like i oughta be driving a pick-up truck and sporting a mullet!
You mean you DON'T have a mullet and DON'T have a pickup truck! My entire mental picture of papa and my world has been turned upside down with this revelation!
party on, son.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
My mother's fourth ex-husband was a huge Blackfoot/Lynyrd Skynyrd/Grateful Dead/Pink Floyd fan. Talk about School for Rock.
Rocky Top You'll always be,
Home sweet home to me!
Good Ole Rocky Top!
Rocky Top, Tennessee!
Rocky Top, Tennessee!
Oh good God.
I did not intend to steer this thread down a Joe Dirt-esque path of mullets and Lynrd/Skynrd (or however they spell it).
I hear papa is hot. What do you think Vish?
No use fighting ckeaton.
It is inevitable.
You know you like it.
Business in the front.
Party in the back.
It is there,
In the back of your head.
Give in.
Lynard/Skynard
Joe Dirt
Mullets
It feels good.
You know it.
Welcome to hell....OOps I mean WELCOME HOME! HOME!
vishy knows the truth of whether the hotness is true or exagerrated. although she does not know the truth about magic fingers...yet.
If that isn't a setup for a gratuitous reply, I don't know what is. Get out the Vaseline.
i have always preferred astroglide...uh, i mean...whatever are you talking about ck???
"My mother's fourth ex-husband was a huge Blackfoot/Lynyrd Skynyrd/Grateful Dead/Pink Floyd fan. Talk about School for Rock."
Say, would you happen to have his number lying around?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Trust me, iflit, you don't want his number.
Yes, ckeaton. Yes he is. Unexaggeratedly.
And, yes, papa, do give me a call tomorrow and we'll see about this truth behind magic fingers.
--Vish, who didn't get a dime in tips from a $70 bill tonight and is still livid.
Astro Glide?!
Papa your inner Richard Simmons is showing!
Don't beetch slap me for saying that either.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Now if only we could get him into tight spandex, Eddie....
Richard Simmons smells like coconuts too. Does papa smell like coconuts?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
No, he smells like mambo.
I had Mambo for a while... now I'm on Dolce Masculine... So I guess I smell masculine... (Which I'm not sure I like the sound of).
Mambo 4 Coconuts in 2004.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
With Swallow as running mate?
(Entendre intended to be doubled.)
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