I'm thinking it's time to start brainstorming papalovemambo, the musical.
Maybe Kristen could play mrs. mambo... she could sing 'Papapular'.
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But I live near where papa works. Take that, jrb!
where is that? maybe I work near there, too or maybe I live near where he lives or maybe I will move.
WAH!!!! =(
if that helium voiced bobblehead is in my musical i will so totally sue!
think lea salonga...only ravishingly beautiful.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Sorry, JRB, I don't like to share my toys.
Wow, papa, you're right. I am an imp of the devil.
"Helium voiced bobblehead." Three simple words that I am so tempted to cut and paste into a Wicked thread over on the Main Board just to try and make things lively.
Iflit, you will face the wrath of dozens of twelve year old girls if you do that!
I know, Master. Sorta like ringin' the bell for Pavlov's canines.
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Nothing like the murderous cries of a gaggle of pre-pubescent girls to make you want to swallow rat poison.
But really, there hasn't been a good Idina vs Kristen rumble in at least two or three weeks. Not since THE SLAP, I believe. Really, it leaves a void in the board as we know it.
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::slaps LcZ::
Better?
Maybe you should also give papa a friendly little slap, after all, this *is* his thread. I'd give you a hand, so to speak, but my left-wing pacifistic tendencies forbid it.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
That's not a slap you can show onstage, iflit.
Speaking of Cheno and Wicked, I can go to my grave now knowing I have seen it all, a thread dedicated to Kristin's lip gloss.
According to this thread, Chenowith made the lip gloss herself. I can just see Kristin sitting in her NYC apartment surrounded by vials, tubes and various coloring agents struggling to get just the right shade for the discerning pre teen
Don'tcha mean magical lip gloss potion, Orion?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I heard it was designed to bring her blonde hair out. Is it going to be called "Bobblehead Blonde"?
I'm WICKED!
(See main board)
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Oh, Auntie Sueleen. Dear, dear Auntie Sueleen. I'd rather have YOU at my sleepover.
Such an original name. I guess it makes the little girls happy to wear it and think of themselves as Wicked.
Maybe other Broadway celebs should develop their own signature lipsticks .
Elaine Stritch's Gin Soaked, a sallow yellow shade.
Patti LaPone's Diva *itch, a subtle shade of lip clenched purple with tones of red anger
Nathan Lane's Moody Queen, it changes color in an instant ranging from Depressed Blue to Raging Fit Red
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Is this going to turn into a remake of Race For Your Life, Charlie Brown? Do we not know when to let CERTAIN threads die out? Because papa can so win over Stevos any day (who the hell thinks nipple rings are hot?).
Down with the king! ¡Viva la papa!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I would be first in line to get Elaine Stritch lip gloss. Especially if it were gin flavoured.
ahh, vish, you'd nibble away the whole tube in less than a day. gin flavored lip gloss indeed!
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Would you prefer O'Doul's flavoured lip gloss?
as usual, ms. circle, a below the belt shot to start...well, we know where your mind is.
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Lust and liquor, my friend. Right up there with raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
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