pshaw, come on in, vish, the boiling blood will sear off any fabric anyway, so ya might as well hop in au naturale.
Ah. Hell doesn't seem so scary anymore. If there's nudity involved, I'm signed on.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Somehow it just doesn't carry the same effect....
well, duh, if you're not wearing it, it's not carrying anything, unless you're using it to store spare bocce balls...uh, sorry i meant cantaloupes.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
You know, I have been looking for a place to store my croquet set.
heck, you can store a whole set of croquet balls in each caverous cup.
Uh..ma..gawd.
I was going to suggest that you use the currently underutilized brassiere a water balloon slingshot to cool off the sexier residents of Hell's Kitchen. But heck, storage seems more... permanent, so I'm all for it. Burn those patriarchal boob prisons, ladies.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Well, joeyjoe and RedHot DID just move into the Kitchen. But my heart belongs to Eddie papa Eddie papa Eddie? papa?.... Ahh, I'm having an attack!
and zola's there too. dare i suggest you have an impromptu wet boxer/brief contest?
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Only if you come and help participate, I mean judge, papa.
but i have no baseline by which i can make comparisons. you'll need to coach me.
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OK you two kids. Out of the bathroom.
You've had all night.
What's the verdict?
wait, wait, wait, there can be no competitions of any kind in my neighborhood without inviting me. Sirrously, guys.
uh oh, bway has found us! ck, you know nuthin' was goin' on. we was just, uh, checking to see that there was paper towels in the dispenser.
oh. Bathroom stuff. Ick. Oh, no, just had a REALLY bad flashback to the first time I ever used the restroom at Macy's.
I was supposed to be standing guard at the door.
I wandered away, for just a moment, and low and behold, you were caught full-handed.
For the record, I do not recall any wrongdoing.
CK, that last statement makes you sound just like a politician.
Come on, who are you REALLY? :)
I am not at liberty to divulge that information.
look at the bunny, look at the bunny, look at the cute litte bunny...
I'm ckeaton and I approve this message.
Really though, I think we should be concerned about Vish.
They get caught together, and 5 minutes later, papa is on some other thread in a homersexuhal rant.
She hasn't appeared yet. I don't even want to look in there. What if she is muzzled with some panties and tied to the bathroom stall with a lovely bit of bra from Victoria's Secret.
Well, maybe I do want to look. Just a second.
ck, you really don't want to look in there. remember raiders of the lost ark? remember what happened to those who looked? i rest my case.
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