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[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 7:19pm

Vish...don't you worry sweetie, Boobs will be with you through this whole ordeal.

Posted: 9/8/04 at 7:35pm

Just.... to do that to a girl barely 18.... I'm scared, Boobs.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 7:36pm

Let us know if we can so anything to help, Vish.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 7:37pm

it wasn't me who refused to answer the phone or return my calls. it wasn't me who blocked my pms leaving me to hash this out in a public forum. speaking of that it wasn't me who made the provlamation on a public board, after refusing to talk to me for a week!!! now if you want to keep this up in public we can, but all you have to do is turn on your pms, little girl and we can talk like civilized people. but make no mistake about it, if it is determined that the spawn is mine and that's no mean feat as your signature is more than just a few words, miss over amorous drunk, you won't have the opportunity to f*** up his life like you've f***ed up your life, miss, it's ok, i'm on the pill. more f***ing lies.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 7:43pm

Vish., don't be scarred,Boobs will be there to hold you and comfort you. Papa is just upset right now. He'll calm down and will be fine in time. You know he has a lot to explain right now to Mrs. Papa. He really is a loving and caring person. Just give him time and space. He'll come around.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 7:48pm

oh she'll be scarred all right. no doubt she'll manage to f*** this up like she's f***ed up every other thing she's touched in her sordid short life. it'll be a miracle if even one of them manages to make it to term. i foresee and emergency c-section brought on by an overdose with massive brain damage as a result. and she'll still be laamenting that it's not her fault. she'll still be blaming mommy!

Posted: 9/8/04 at 7:56pm

Who the f_ck do you think you are?

On a side note, does anyone know of a good OB? I've been nauseous all week and vomiting (partly, I'd like to say, due to having to listen to mambo's piss and vinegar). My legs have been swelling a bit, too; I'm getting these huge varicose veins. Not to mention the heartburn.... literally and figuratively.

Posted: 9/8/04 at 7:59pm

I hate to interupt, but where do you but the popcorn?

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:02pm

I just can't wait for the scene where vish gets possessed by the devil and papa (trying to correct the mistake) goes back in time--but ends up in the Wild West.

I bet that shower scene in Dallas would be nice about now, huh?

Unfortunately, I think we are only going to get that scene from V The Final Battle--where we find out there is a twin!!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:06pm

Vish., eat steamed asparagus, it helps retain the water. As you can tell I've been through this before.
I'm also getting ready the IV full of Vodka. When the doctors aren't looking I'm gonna attach this one to your IV during child birth, it'll help with the pain.

Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:18pm

Is asparagus good for the baby? I heard 10% of its spears are infected with beetles' eggs.
My mother told me I should just do a C-section. Any thoughts?

I just want someone there to hold my hand.... Will you be at St. Vincent's Midtown with me, Boobs?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:22pm

Vish., I will be with you all the way sweetie. Don't you worry about that. I can get to St.Vincent's in about 45 minutes.
They won't do a C-Section unless absolutely necessary. Too many law suits. If they determine the baby is too large or in stress then they will do a C-Section. My 2 sons were C-sections. One was too big 9lbs.2oz. the second was an emergency C-section. I also had Lamaze classes, so we're all set. No worries.

Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:29pm

I'm thinking about taking the yoga classes for preg women, so long as it doesn't interfere with school or work and so long as I can manage financially.... I'll probably need to move to a bigger place come May.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:30pm

You can write about these experiences--a play! We'll all come see it!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:35pm

Vish., don't you start worrying about those things right now. I have an extra room for you and the baby. I'm using it right now for storage. We can fit a king size bed and a crib in it with still plenty of room. Before you start yoga classes, check with your doctor. Sometimes they don't want you doing exercises you haven't been doing before the pregnancy. Not to scare you, but you can miscarry. So please check with your doctor first and see if she recommends it or not.

Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:38pm

I do the hot yoga right now, Boobs, but thanks for the heads up.

And a king size bed? You're just too.... too.... kind.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:43pm

As Godfather...I will buy Jimmy's set. Crib and dressing table. Plus for you I'm adding a glider. Babies love to be cuddled and rocked to sleep. This is bring me so much joy Vish.

Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:46pm

I really don't know how to respond to that. Boobs, we've only met once and your kindness is just beyond words. Especially after my mother told me not to come back to Rhode Island and expect to live off of her.... Really, just.... thank you. If I weren't already crying from the hormones, I'd be crying now.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:51pm

Oh Vish., after our first meeting I knew we were instant friends. I know how hard this is for you, especially that Papa won't help right now. I need to help you until he figures out what he's gonna do. I'll even help you with the feedings. I get up for work at 4 a.m, so what's a an hour earlier, so that you can get your rest. I'll pick up a breast pump too,so it will make it easier on you.

Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:56pm

Really, Boobs, I was the one stupid enough to trust papa and get knocked up at 18.... I can't let you even offer to do all this; it's too much.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:58pm

gosh--if that is what it takes to get that kind of TLC from boobs--someone knock me up, too!!

Boobs is such a tender, sexy man!

[ckeaton]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:58pm

Someone tell me that this isn't real.

Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:59pm

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Be very careful, Vish.

Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:59pm

It's easy, jrb, just let papa convince you that if you're on the pill, you don't need a condom.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:00pm

JRB...you can always help out too. I have a King size bed for us. Vish.,can use all the help she can right now. I'll need some love to and you may be just the man to help me.