songs in the key of springfield...

[scotty]

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:15am

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do


Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do


Who holds back the elctric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do, we do


Who robs gamefish of their site?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we do!!

[KelRel]

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:48am

My husband is singing along with this

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:49am

Scotty's back !!!

[Falsettoland]

Posted: 5/6/05 at 11:53am

This made me have to go find the album so I could listen to "The Amendment Song".

[scotty]

Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:00pm

Burns: Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest...

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,
Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,
Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.

[wildcat]

Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:03pm

Scotty, we thought you'd died in a baking accident.

[scotty]

Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:17pm

haha. Well..."so I believed"! Yes, it's great to be back everybody. Thankyou for the red carpet return. I missed you all!

[wildcat]

Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:24pm

Oh, PLEASE!!! Can we see your icon in a larger size? I can't tell what I'm looking at.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:27pm

C'mon Scotty..grow for us !!!

[scotty]

Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:28pm

I WISH!! I am trying to locate a larger size. (and YES...I say that to all the girls!) It's a piss-take of 'sunday in the park' simpsons style.

[KelRel]

Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:32pm

Welcome back scotty. I love that pciture btw!

[scotty]

Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:38pm

Sherry Bobbins-

In front of a Tavern, flat on his face
A boose-hound named Barney is pleading his case...

Barney -

Buy me a beer...two bucks a glass...
C'mon help me i'm freezing my as...
Buy me brandy...a sniffer of white
Who am i kidding, i'll drink terpentine...

Moe -

Move it! You drunk...or I'll blast your rear-end

Barney -

I found two Bucks Moe - Then come in my friend..


Sherry Bobbins -

And soo we take leave of this heart warming scene...

Bart -

Can I be a booze-hound...Homer - Not till you're fifteen!

Updated On: 5/6/05 at 12:38 PM

[scotty]

Posted: 5/6/05 at 12:47pm

"on an ordinary sunday"

[smartpenguin78]

Posted: 5/6/05 at 1:09pm

I love it!
By the way I saw A STEETCAR NAMED DESIRE last week, and "A Streetcar Named Marge" last night.
That is such a classic episode, and really makes me want to see the entire production of OH STREETCAR!
How fabulous.
"It's supposed to represent her descent into Madness."

[MTVMANN]

Posted: 5/7/05 at 12:45am

I have this CD......I LOVE it

[scotty]

Posted: 5/7/05 at 11:11am

Homer -

Oh Mindy
You came and you gave without flaking
So I sent some Ben Gay to Andy
When he came and stopped me from somthing
Oh Margie
You came you gave me a turkey
On my vacation away from worky
La da da da la la la

[wildcat]

Posted: 5/7/05 at 11:15am

That sounds like one of the lyrics from GREASE-The Arena Spectacular, which I saw today.

And which, BTW, is truly FABULOUS.

[scotty]

Posted: 5/7/05 at 11:40am

Eeeeekk. Really? There's something about a cast full of 'Idol's' that doesnt sit right with me...

[Falsettoland]

Posted: 5/7/05 at 11:50am

*shock* Surely you're not bagging Millsy?

[wildcat]

Posted: 5/7/05 at 11:51am

Millsy disappears into the wallpaper but Courtney is a triumph! And Tamsin Carroll is star star star.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 5/7/05 at 11:54am

Oh my - the Aussies have taken over!!

[scotty]

Posted: 5/7/05 at 12:05pm

haha that's funny. Kinda reminds me of a song....

Chimpanzee 1: Help! The human's about to escape.

Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!

Chimpanzee 2: (gasp) He can talk!

Orangutans: He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
Troy: And I can siiiiiiiiiiing!

Chimp Nurse: Oooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius!

Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
O, Dr. Zaius!

Orangutan 1: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Troy: What's wrong with me?

Dr. Zaius: I think you're crazy.

Troy: I want a second opinion.

Dr. Zaius: You're also lazy
. Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
O, Dr. Zaius!
Orangutan 1: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Troy: Can I play the piano any more?
Dr. Zaius: Of course you can!
Troy: Well I couldn't before.
(plays piano)

Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

[Falsettoland]

Posted: 5/7/05 at 12:07pm

Muahaha!
Really Wildcat? I figured it might be that way. Courtney's great.
I'd love to see it but poorness wins out. I'm just so peeved I'm yet to see Tamsin Carroll in anything How was Natalie Bassingthwaite?

[wildcat]

Posted: 5/7/05 at 12:11pm

Sorry, Rath!

N.B.is good. Sandy's such a hard part to make interesting.
But Farnham comes on as Teen Angel and sings everyone off the stage, of course. His voice is on an entirely different scale.

[Falsettoland]

Posted: 5/7/05 at 12:14pm

*sigh* My aunt was in JCS with him, saw it from the front row and he was so awesome. I can't imagine the crowd reaction when he comes onstage.
Thanks for letting me live vicariously through you.

And sorry for the threadjacking *hangs head in shame*

To make amends..."I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan A to Chimpan Z"