#26
Posted: 12/29/04 at 4:44pm
Sounds like someone's been spending time in Vancouver and downing vodka with another one of my favorite BWWers...
sun to explode in the future??? — Page 2
#27
Posted: 12/29/04 at 4:48pm
Not to mention that sexy ass wife of his. Ouch! She's a fine b*tch.
#28
Posted: 12/29/04 at 4:49pm
Ellie, you've frightened Brenda now.
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#29
Posted: 12/29/04 at 4:51pm
Lots of vodka, yes, but to call her sexy... what other substances are you dabbling in, Ellie dearest?
Rath, tell Brenda I sympathize.
Rath, tell Brenda I sympathize.
#30
Posted: 12/29/04 at 4:52pm
Can't, insomniak. She ran out of the room sobbing.
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#31
Posted: 12/29/04 at 4:54pm
Maybe it's the accent...Brenda! Brenda! Come out, come out wherever you are! Lizzie, Phil and I have a little idea...rrrrrrrrr
#32
Posted: 12/29/04 at 4:54pm
In that case, I'll tell her myself. I'm going to have to leave soon too to prevent nightmares.
#33
Posted: 12/29/04 at 4:54pm
Ellie, stop!! She's screaming in terror!! I have to go now.
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#34
Posted: 12/29/04 at 4:55pm
Brenda....Philly will even let you sit on his throne...rrrrrrrr
#35
Posted: 12/29/04 at 4:56pm
She's telling me (between hysterics) to call her understudy. Nice going, Ellie.
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Updated On: 12/29/04 at 04:56 PM
#36
Posted: 12/29/04 at 5:01pm
Lizzie says to remind Brenda she gave her that OBE medal...did you think that was for nothing dear Brenda? Payback time...rrrrrrrr
#37
Posted: 12/29/04 at 5:02pm
Payback...how...exactly...
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#38
Posted: 12/29/04 at 5:05pm
She knew the deal when she accepted the honor...now the favor is being called by Her Maj....she has an itchy groin...rrrrr
#39
Posted: 12/29/04 at 5:07pm
This is the first I've heard of this an it terrifies me. I had a bad experience in a Nova when I was a kid. Can a Gremlin explode too? If it did, it would only effect NYC, wouldn't it?What about an AMC Matador? I hear that if a volcanoe erupts in Mexico on Feast Day Of Maria De Gualaupe at precisley 12:00 noon and a Matador is passing by going East at teh same moment, the effect would devestate the world.
Etoile, you shouldn't drink V8, it's loaded with sodium and calories.
Etoile, you shouldn't drink V8, it's loaded with sodium and calories.
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#40
Posted: 12/29/04 at 5:12pm
You know what else is frightening? These reports I keep hearing about cow flatulence craeting a gas that is destroying our atmosphere and could cause major changes in the environment. Is there any place on Earth that I could move to where there are no cows?
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#41
Posted: 12/29/04 at 5:52pm
omg, orion, these are terrifying new revelations that you bring to the table!! i was ok with the silly bobblehead and green gobbler jokes and the mournful cry of the humor challenged and the soon to be disappointed, but these new possibilities have me ready to curl up into the fetal position and contribute to the flatulence problem.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
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#42
I love my Nova on a bagel with a shmear of cream cheese.
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:03pm
I love my Nova on a bagel with a shmear of cream cheese.
#43
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:22pm
It's called a nova and it won't happen for billions of years. I learned this in earth science when I was in 6th grade. When stars die they explode and it's called a nova.
Actually, our Sun isn't massive enough to go nova. Only high-mass stars develop a hot enough core for iron fusion -- there is no step beyond iron fusion, so that's why the star explodes.
Instead, our Sun (a mid-size star) will most likely turn into a white dwarf. Eventually, all the Sun's hydrogen will be fused into helium, but it won't go much beyond that, and a white dwarf will be the result.
This is what I learnt in Astronomy 201: Stars And Galaxies.
Actually, our Sun isn't massive enough to go nova. Only high-mass stars develop a hot enough core for iron fusion -- there is no step beyond iron fusion, so that's why the star explodes.
Instead, our Sun (a mid-size star) will most likely turn into a white dwarf. Eventually, all the Sun's hydrogen will be fused into helium, but it won't go much beyond that, and a white dwarf will be the result.
This is what I learnt in Astronomy 201: Stars And Galaxies.
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#44
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:29pm
Well as long as we are discussing the end of human life anyone else heard about how atoms are slowly breaking down so in a time far, far from now the universe is just going to slowly unravel until everything is gone? Fun huh?! Nothingness! Oooh of course then we could get into quantum mechanics where something doesn't exist if it is not observed. Caraziness you say! Well science seems to be agreeing with it! A lot of our technology is based on the theory. If you wanna get into the freaky and depressing I can take you there! Darn phions!!!! I'm still upset that my quantum mechanics thread didn't get any replies too!
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Updated On: 12/29/04 at 11:29 PM
#45
Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:12am
your uncle wasn't the only one with a nova. i had a super nova (yes, it was a v-
and it didn't explode either. it did, however, loose power until it became a white dwarf.
anyway, we don't have to worry about the death of the sun, because global warming is going to cause flooding that's going to wipe out life on the planet long before then.
and it didn't explode either. it did, however, loose power until it became a white dwarf. anyway, we don't have to worry about the death of the sun, because global warming is going to cause flooding that's going to wipe out life on the planet long before then.
RIP glebby <3
#46
Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:32am
Will it explode before or after the Tony Awards?
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#47
Posted: 12/30/04 at 12:38am
well, some are hoping before, but that's just sour grapes 
RIP glebby <3
Updated On: 12/30/04 at 12:38 AM
#48
Posted: 12/30/04 at 8:01am
well this is just beyond me now. not only do i have to fear the sun exploding, a rogue nova running wild on the sidewalks mowing down innocent (hah that's a laugh, they probably voted for bush and deserve to be slaughtered) civilians, cows getting together and creating a f.a.e. (fuel air explosive) capable of flattening an entire country if ignited or completely detroying life on this planet my enhancing the greenhouse effect if left alone, vulcans erupting and using their superior intellect and nerve pinches to take over the world, green gobblers and bobbleheads inciting riots in the streets with their warbling, matadors leaving the bulls to wave their flags at late model amc's, but now, on top of all of that you tell me that we have to deal with a wave atack of racist wite supremecist little people ready to whack at our knees with flaming crosses white spouting language that would make archie bunker blanch???
well all i can say is thank god i have you people here around me and that i will go out jacked into my imac, crisped at the keyboard and not engaged in some vile fluid discharge activity!! i love you folks!! we're the best famulie in duh werldd!!
well all i can say is thank god i have you people here around me and that i will go out jacked into my imac, crisped at the keyboard and not engaged in some vile fluid discharge activity!! i love you folks!! we're the best famulie in duh werldd!!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#49
Posted: 12/30/04 at 9:21am
Read this, Papa, and you'll really be frightened.
http://www.csiro.au/promos/ozadvances/Series4Cow.html
http://www.csiro.au/promos/ozadvances/Series4Cow.html
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#50
Posted: 12/30/04 at 11:30am
um, the sun is a Nova.
A Nova is an exploding star.
Therefeore the sun has already exploded, and we are basking in it as we type.
A Nova is an exploding star.
Therefeore the sun has already exploded, and we are basking in it as we type.
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