the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

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the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 9:34am

since I accidentally started a Lindsay Lohan appreciation thread (*gasp*- I just wanted to scare you with kiddie photos! I should have known better), I'd like to pay tribute to one of the most beautiful people to have ever graced this earth.

#2

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 9:47am

She is gorgeous

A knock-out

#3

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 9:49am

oui oui!

#4

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 9:50am

Judy that pic is so airbrushed she looks like Kate Beckinsale.

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#5

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 9:53am

#6

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 2:49pm

Judy, you rock. Catherine is hot, but Lindsay is scary.

Straight? What's that?

#7

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 3:00pm

You call that scary?
I call that gorgeous.

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#8

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 3:10pm

I call that Barbie plastic. Too manufactured. She has pretty facial features, but everything else is a turn-off. There's nothing origingal about her to make her attractive. She's just another teen starlet.

#9

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 3:13pm

Great pic of Zeta-Fajita, Insominak.

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#10

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 3:16pm

Yeah but Lohan seems to be picking better movies. A pretty actress doing good material is going to get more notice, even for her looks, than a better-looking one who keeps making crap.

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re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 3:18pm

We'll see how well Lohan moves from being a teen star to being a full-grown woman.

#12

re: the catherine zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 3:19pm

i am more than willing to assist her and her breasts, uh, i mean just her, in that transition.

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#13

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 3:21pm

I think she's a pretty good actress, for the next couple years she's probably going to jump on 'Lindsay Lohan' movies then one of those will probably tank and she'll either fade away or she'll pull back and pick better roles in better movies.

Who knows? I mean, Zeta Jones wasn't especially noted for her talents when 'Zorro' first hit, either, but she's made smart choices and is now considered one of our top actresses.

#14

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 3:22pm

Plastic imsomniack?
Not really. It is called growing up.
And Catherine is gorgeous, but those pics are airbrushed.

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#15

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 3:23pm

All magazine pictures are airbrushed.

#16

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 4:12pm

I hope CZT comes to Broadway. She could SOOO DO IT!!!

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#17

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 5:06pm

Priest, she's not even the hottest one in that picture!
LOOK ON THE RIGHT!
Lacey Chabert looks WAY better!!!!

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#18

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 5:08pm

I'm confused about what bad movies Catherine has been making. I swear last time I checked she won the academy award not too long ago for this little film she was in, that if I'm not mistaken also won best picture. Somehow being in "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" is more impresive that that?!?

#19

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 5:17pm

Go to the third post on the page.
Is it my eyes, or is there duct tape visible on Catherine's breast?

Must've been one terrible air-brush artist.

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#20

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 5:53pm

I think thats the dress.

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#21

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 5:55pm

yes. now here is a post i can support. CZJ mops the kitchen floor with that carrot.

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#22

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 6:03pm

I don't think so.
The grey area appears to have a sharp angle that is not echoed on the other side.
It seems like it should be symmetrical.

I vote duct tape.

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#23

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 6:12pm

I think thats a shadow. The part of the dress there is pretty much transparent so I think its a shadow from between the bottom of her breast and her stomach.

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#24

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 6:28pm

catherine has been in some pretty good movies like traffic and, of course, chicago (my favorite). me and my friend think she is absolutely gorgeous. i always make him a pseudo erotic CZJ birthday card every year.

i dont know if that is duct tape, it looks like it, but i don't think catherine would want to use that to hold her in. it's too cheap.

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#25

re: the Catherine Zeta-Jones appreciation thread

Posted: 7/28/04 at 7:38pm

No, no darling.
Double-stick tape is used to keep dresses on.
Duct tape is used to keep shape.

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