the real true meaning of christmas

[cturtle]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:05am

i'm sorry ... i just couldn't resist ...

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:09am

Now tell us what it is, goddammit!

[scott68]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:10am

I have to say, I don't mean to be rude... but this thread is homophobic.

[tazber]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:11am

Stupid thread!

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:13am

Since we're talking about Xmas...is anyone else having the same problem I am when out in the stores: Whenever I see a reindeer or deer motif of any kind, I LAUGH because I keep thinking about Carol Agnes.

Is it just me?????

[tazber]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:15am

You laugh miss p? How cold. I bow my head whenever i see one and have a moment of silence for the fallen.

[scott68]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:17am

HAH I haven't yet had that problem, because I've been avoiding tacky displays, but I just got home for Thanksgiving and my dad is about to put up a couple of those horrifically kitschy light-up reindeer with turning heads, so I definitely will not be able to keep a straight face.

That was a long sentence. Oops.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:22am

Taz, that's what is so tragic about this whole thing. Instead of mourning the loss of one of god's most beautiful creatures, I am forced to relive a lesson in the shallowness and cluelessness of man. I can't help it...it make me giggle. If you think that makes me heartless, Taz, then so be it. But know that I have been wearing a black arm band in solidarity to Carol ever since it happened. Have you?

[cturtle]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:23am

it's JUST YOU, miss p!

SH*T

sorry, i just had to do that too ...

[tazber]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:23am

Ok, you busted me. I have not been wearing my armband. But I have insisted that there be no venison at the table this year.

[vbplayer]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:27am

Xmas sux.....on this thread..........lol.

Who the F%$K is Carol that I keep hearing about?????

(pm is a good thing)

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:39am

Bunch of damn homophobes.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:46am

Carol is the poor unfortunate ungulate that was mowed down along a dark and dreary New Jersey byway.

[vbplayer]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:47am

Oh, that clears it up. ?

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:49am

If you REALLY want to know all about it, PM me your email address and I'll send it to you. Then you, too, can be one of the "in crowd."

[scott68]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:49am

"Dark and dreary New Jersey byway" is SO redundant.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:53am

Yes, Scott, it is. And that aptly describes the entire defense of the perpetrator and his moll.

[tazber]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:55am

what a great word for her: moll.
lol

They're like the Bonnie and Clyde of roadkill.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:57am

Not everything in Jersey is dark and dreary. I am bright and shiny. (Okay, I am totally not.)

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:58am

Yeah, but I HIGHLY doubt she looks like Faye Dunaway and there's NO WAY he looks like Warren Beatty! (Hmm. But Faye does where that deer-colored beret for part of the movie. That must mean sumthin!)

[scott68]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 3:02am

Hahah, I'm half-Jerseyan and had a very Jersey Thanksgiving this year... so maybe I'm just the teensiest bit bitter :)

[tazber]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 3:03am

And don't forget that Clyde was impotent!

[StageManager2]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 3:05am

May I remind the panel (ever oh so humbly) that my original query inspired the deer thread. Just giving credit where it's long overdue.

[DMsquared2]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 4:02am

[cturtle]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 3:06pm

i can hear the voice of linus ... and to me it's one of the sweetest sounds in all of human history.