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#101

re: this isn't a dating service...

Posted: 8/9/04 at 7:41pm

Yes...
I can interpret your every gyration.
Reading your mind...
Reading your lips...
No new taxes...
Hamlet's father.
#103

re: this isn't a dating service...

Posted: 8/9/04 at 7:51pm

Reading your mind...
No new taxes...

Between those lines???
I've always been able to see through things... conspiracies, mini-skirts, even the odd pair of jeans.
Hamlet's father.
#107

re: this isn't a dating service...

Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:11pm

You've found the luck and the pride of the Irish...
He who turns the curse on its proverbial ear.

There I go, reading between your lines again.
Hamlet's father.

Updated On: 8/9/04 at 08:11 PM

#108

re: this isn't a dating service...

Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:30pm

The best proverbs of course, came from Yoda's predecessor, Confucious.
A little straight Asian man.

Full circle, we have come.
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#109

re: this isn't a dating service...

Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:34pm

My name is Full Circle? Am I related to Vish?
It's nice that we got there together, again.
Hamlet's father.
#112

re: this isn't a dating service...

Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:46pm

I always make sure that my companions get there at the same time, if not a few times before... it helps keep things moving.

I've never been much of a rear admiral...BUT
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral...

What's your ranking?



Hamlet's father.
#113

re: this isn't a dating service...

Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:48pm

Well, I've heard that I'm a hussy and a vixen...
But as far as the army goes, I guess I'd just be one of the privates.
I assume you're the master and commander?
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#114

re: this isn't a dating service...

Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:54pm

I've been the commander of a few fine privates.
I'm thinking of reinstating the draft.
Hamlet's father.
#116

re: this isn't a dating service...

Posted: 8/9/04 at 9:13pm

It is... it's very warm and the humidity is way up, so it's moist out.

You're enlisted Private Flowery.
Hamlet's father.
#118

re: this isn't a dating service...

Posted: 8/9/04 at 9:42pm

You'll have as many as it takes. Drop and give me 20. Here... we'll do it together. 1... 2... 3... 4...
Hamlet's father.
#119

re: this isn't a dating service...

Posted: 8/9/04 at 9:54pm

Zola

I need examplres of your "proof" as well.
Laughter is much more important than applause. Applause is almost a duty. Laughter is a reward. Carol Channing
#122

re: this isn't a dating service...

Posted: 8/9/04 at 10:44pm

Whipping up a bowl of Jello Chocolate pudding...
Whipping up the "proof"...
Hamlet's father.
#124

re: this isn't a dating service...

Posted: 8/9/04 at 10:54pm

I've got a red dog bowl on my head, and a whip in my hand... wait... is that a whip?
Hamlet's father.
#125

re: this isn't a dating service...

Posted: 8/10/04 at 12:53am

Maybe in the future we should stick to that stuff in the can.
What did papa call it?
Redi-Whip?

He made himself a stunning pair of trousers out of it, if my memory serves me correctly.
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

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