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#100re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 7:41pm
Yes...
I can interpret your every gyration.
Reading your mind...
Reading your lips...
No new taxes...
#101re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 7:48pm
Reading between the lines...
How did you come across this x-ray vision of yours?
#102re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 7:51pm
Reading your mind...
No new taxes...
Between those lines???
I've always been able to see through things... conspiracies, mini-skirts, even the odd pair of jeans.
#103re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:01pm
Oooooo
You sound like quite the superhero.
Are you faster than a speeding bullet, too?
#104re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:04pm
I'll rip you in half like a phone book...
If you're lucky.
#105re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:07pm
Well paint me green and call me a leprechaun!
I think I've found the luck of the Irish!
#106re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:11pm
You've found the luck and the pride of the Irish...
He who turns the curse on its proverbial ear.
There I go, reading between your lines again.
#107re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:30pm
The best proverbs of course, came from Yoda's predecessor, Confucious.
A little straight Asian man.
Full circle, we have come.
#108re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:34pm
My name is Full Circle? Am I related to Vish?
It's nice that we got there together, again.
#109re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:40pm
We got there together?
I guess those speeding bullet rumors were wrong.
You were almost bringing up the rear.
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#111re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:46pm
I always make sure that my companions get there at the same time, if not a few times before... it helps keep things moving.
I've never been much of a rear admiral...BUT
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral...
What's your ranking?
#112re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:48pm
Well, I've heard that I'm a hussy and a vixen...
But as far as the army goes, I guess I'd just be one of the privates.
I assume you're the master and commander?
#113re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 8:54pm
I've been the commander of a few fine privates.
I'm thinking of reinstating the draft.
#114re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 9:11pm
Brrr!
Felt that draft!
Maybe it's not mini-skirt weather after all.
#115re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 9:13pm
It is... it's very warm and the humidity is way up, so it's moist out.
You're enlisted Private Flowery.
#116re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 9:39pmTHANK YOU SIR! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?!
#117re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 9:42pmYou'll have as many as it takes. Drop and give me 20. Here... we'll do it together. 1... 2... 3... 4...
#118re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 9:54pm
Zola
I need examplres of your "proof" as well.
#119re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 10:17pmThe proof is in the pudding.
#120re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 10:42pmI believe I'd like to see that.
#121re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 10:44pm
Whipping up a bowl of Jello Chocolate pudding...
Whipping up the "proof"...
#122re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 10:49pm
Whip it harder!
Whip it faster
*wh-ch*
Whip it good!
#123re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/9/04 at 10:54pmI've got a red dog bowl on my head, and a whip in my hand... wait... is that a whip?
#124re: this isn't a dating service...
Posted: 8/10/04 at 12:53am
Maybe in the future we should stick to that stuff in the can.
What did papa call it?
Redi-Whip?
He made himself a stunning pair of trousers out of it, if my memory serves me correctly.
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