
so i thought i'd share it with everyone... i get these in my email every day, but this one was just too funny to not post here. :)
I think I finally understand my life as it is....
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Robert decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So he went to a singles bar and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.
"Right now, I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but within a month or two, my father will pass away and I'll inherit over 20 million dollars." The woman went home with Robert, and four days later she became his stepmother
I second that -- smart woman!
Too funny Elphaba...
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