Sir Robin
African or European Swallow?
Guard: (indcredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut?
Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!
African
Bridge of Death or French Castle?
French Castle
I fart in your general direction
Heavier:
Witch or Duck?
lol - witch
lumberjack or penguin on the telly?
Lumberjack
Parrot- Dead or alive?
dead parrot
Ministry of Funny Walks or Cheese Shop?
cheese shop
sex ed or silly marching drills?
Sex Ed (with all the naughty bits, wink wink nudge nudge)
Dead Bishop or Flying Sheep?
dad bishop
Spanish Inquisition or marriage counselor?
Spanish inquisition
Scott of the Antarctic or Fish Slapping?
Fish Slapping
Being attacked by a tiger or by old ladies with handbags?
Old Ladies with Handbags
And now, for something completely different...
iPod or Cell phone?
Cell Phone
Kit Kat or Twix
Kit Kat
Mounds or Almond Joy?
Almond Joy
Milky Way or Three Musketeers
Three Muskateers
Bubble Yum or Bubblicious
Bubble Yum
Friday's or Applebees
Stand-by Joined: 8/26/04
Red Robin's
O'Charley's or Outback
O'Charlie's
Red Lobster of Joe's Crab Shack?
Joe's Crab Shack
Olive Garden or Outback?
Olive Garden even though it is fake Italian lol
iTunes or Napster?
iTunes
Netflix or Blockbuster?
blockbuster online...gotta love it
Toy Story 1 or Toy Story 2?
Toy Story 2 (for Jessie)
Buzz or Woody?
Videos