typical disgusting NYC story, but is "splooger" a word?! And what's the guy's name, again? omg.

[thetinymagic2]

Posted: 7/12/11 at 11:12pm

Yes, it's Mr. Hardware. Thank G-d I no longer have to commute on the perv trains.

http://gothamist.com/2011/07/12/serial_subway_splooger_perv_arreste.php

[littlegreen2]

Posted: 7/12/11 at 11:28pm

I fail to understand why any woman would sit there and not do anything to defend herself when a man walked over and rubbed his dick on her...and then ejaculated all over her.

I hate people.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 7/12/11 at 11:30pm

Seems the really couldn't move, but if it were me, I would become quite verbal! I would make sure everyone on the train knew what Hardware's hardware was up to!


edited to add:

1. splooger-
a term of condescension inferring that a person splooges often, usually in excess of what's considered normal or typical
That Adam is a major splooger.

From the Urban Dictionary

Updated On: 7/12/11 at 11:30 PM

[littlegreen2]

Posted: 7/12/11 at 11:41pm

Oh, I guess I skipped over the part where they said she couldn't move. Regardless, I would have definitely yelled or at least made it obvious to other passengers what was happening.

So disgusting.

[thetinymagic2]

Posted: 7/13/11 at 12:13am

littlegreen - about 20 yrs ago, I was a commuter to the Wall st area on a sardine-like A train, and literally decked a "normal" !? looking perv ()in a biz suit). I was so young and naive, my instinct totally took over. I yelled "what the **** do you think you're doing" - and then shoved my briefcase into his groin, and he fell into a heap. He was on the floor from 59th st - 14 st.

[littlegreen2]

Posted: 7/13/11 at 12:18am

I was once approached by a man in Shubert Alley who was drunk/homeless and he was hitting on me very blatantly - eventually he got very close to my face so I pushed him away but not before he stole $60! It's crazy that he got away with it so close to the Times Square area where there are usually cops everywhere.

Gotta love NYC.

[blueroses]

Posted: 7/15/11 at 10:33am

This may be your most bizarre thread title yet.
Updated On: 7/15/11 at 10:33 AM