1 minute Comedy Monologue Needed

[Amneris]

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:13am

I really need help finding a short comedy monologue with the age range of anywhere from 16-22ish. Any help would be greatly appreciated. I really am blocked thinking up one at the current moment.

[Bwaybaby109]

Posted: 5/27/05 at 12:23am

This is from "The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man in the Moon Marigolds"

Ruth: Look don't worry about me! I'm not getting on any stage and if I did....well I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a bow like that. They're just going to laugh at you! Just like when you cranked that atom assembly...(beat)...I didn't mean that...the one they are going to laugh at is Mamma! Ya know? She was just like you and everyone thought she was a big wierdo! I saw mom getting dressed earlier and surely enough she's "Got the feathers out" and I told her not to wear the feathers but of course nobody listens to me....(beat) It doesn't matter?? Well to you it doesn't matter but do you think I wanna be laughed right out of the school tonight with Chris Burns there and all?!?! Just laughed right out of the school with your electric hair, Mama's feathers and Miss Hanley splitting her sides?!!
hope this one helps.

Updated On: 5/27/05 at 12:23 AM

[mollyllom]

Posted: 5/27/05 at 1:44am

WOW great timing, I need the EXACT same thing EXACTLy now. Any help is appreciated :)