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Posted: 6/12/16 at 3:21pm
by Elizabeth Vincentelli of the NY Post. http://nypost.com/2016/06/10/the-baloneys-the-worst-nyc-theater-of-2016/
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)
