A straight great Man for Liza Please

#1

A straight great Man for Liza Please

Posted: 10/22/03 at 3:42pm

Liza Minnelli has given me some of the most wonderfully entertaining nights in my life. I do want so very much for her to be very, very happy!

Isn't there a genuine, reasonably normal, caring, loving, heterosexual male out there to cherish, love and care for Liza with a Z?

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"MAY YOUR LIFE BE AS BRIGHT AS BROADWAY AT NIGHT"

#2

re: A straight great Man for Liza Please

Posted: 10/22/03 at 4:23pm

there are no straight men here.

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You've got to spread joy up to the maximum Bring gloom down to the minimum Have faith or pandemonium's Liable to walk upon the scene

#3

re: re: A straight great Man for Liza Please

Posted: 10/22/03 at 4:37pm

Um, where's the props I get from you ToT for saying from the get-go that this man was not that man? Oh no, you were all over me saying I was wrong wrong wrong but things have turned out exactly as I predicted, have they not? She has cycled through the very cycle again, has she not? The fault, dear ToT, is not with the men, but with the very Liza herself. The only men who love Liza are a certain cohort of gay men. So, no, I do not think that a great straight man exists who is capable of loving Liza in the only way in which Liza is able to receive love.

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Updated On: 10/22/03 at 04:37 PM

#4

re: re: re: A straight great Man for Liza Please

Posted: 10/22/03 at 5:07pm

Lol, there are no straight men here!? lol yes there are we're just the minority.

Yes my gf looooves liza and that's why we run the site

LOVIN' LIZA MINNELLI

Updated On: 10/22/03 at 05:07 PM

#5

re: re: re: re: A straight great Man for Liza Please

Posted: 10/22/03 at 5:17pm

straight men?? here? we don't have those....

Rob,
I luv ya and all, but stop pretending.. they know you are my finace

#6

re: re: re: re: re: A straight great Man for Liza Please

Posted: 10/22/03 at 5:20pm

lol i knew u'd respond with something to that matter, oh, we can always count on crazyateallthechorusboysinmamamia!

but no, i am not

#7

re: re: re: re: re: re: A straight great Man for Liza Please

Posted: 10/22/03 at 5:33pm

..you forgot Hairspray..

I already told you honey.. they know about us.. no need to pretend anymore...

#8

Here lies teh rub...

Posted: 10/22/03 at 5:41pm

What Straight man, in his right mind, would want this woman?

Straight men want, for the most part, blond, big boobed, 24 year olds...

Straight men don't care about Judy Garland..

Straight men have never seen a Vincente Minnelli film..

Straight men are not by nature good "cleaner-uppers", "Fixers" or "nurse maids"...

This woman does not need a straight man or any man..

She needs a PROPHET!

#9

re: Here lies teh rub...

Posted: 10/22/03 at 5:47pm

lol funnt voiceanth,

havent been here a while but is the person that pic you??

#10

re: re: Here lies teh rub...

Posted: 10/22/03 at 5:50pm

well, half of me....why?

#11

re: re: Here lies teh rub...

Posted: 10/22/03 at 5:50pm

yep, that is VA....

He is cute, but he isn't my Rob!... no offense VA.

#12

re: re: re: Here lies teh rub...

Posted: 10/22/03 at 5:51pm

WHICH ROB?

There are two hundred here!

#13

re: re: re: re: Here lies teh rub...

Posted: 10/22/03 at 5:52pm

Robactorguy

#14

re: re: re: re: re: Here lies teh rub...

Posted: 10/22/03 at 5:55pm

Oh....Now HE'S YOUR FAVORITE!

Robactorguy, don't me too excited, crazy eight changes his mind more the Sutton Foster changes her dress shields.......

#15

re: re: re: re: re: Here lies teh rub...

Posted: 10/22/03 at 5:55pm

wow, you're buff-ass voiceanth! way to go!

as for
crazyateallthechorusboysofmammamiaandhairspray i know he jumps from guy to guy, he just loves for the special uniquesness in us all.
lol

Updated On: 10/22/03 at 05:55 PM

#16

re: re: re: re: re: re: Here lies teh rub...

Posted: 10/22/03 at 5:56pm

Not really...things appear larger in the photo...and my abs and chest have always been problematic...and I've taken a few weeks off as of late!...

but thanks (LOL)

#17

re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Here lies teh rub...

Posted: 10/22/03 at 6:00pm

don't we all lack off once in a while, if not all the time? lol
i used to be a near professional swimmer with not an ounce of fat on me, but that was nearly ten years ago, alot can happen in ten years, lol.

#18

re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Here lies teh rub...

Posted: 10/22/03 at 6:56pm

I am sorry about your body issues, RAG, but back to topic.

Has Miss Minnelli ever met Larry Fortensky? A match made in Betty Ford?

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PEACE.

#19

Alas, I did NOT write this.

Posted: 10/23/03 at 6:55am

But who ever did is a genius.


(Liza approaches microphone)

The night... is bitter

*RESPECTFUL APPLAUSE*

My marriage is a quitter

Left breast grows colder

Suddenly I'm older

And all because of the husband who is gay

No more his eager calls

To the doctor when I fall

The fags I wed have all...

Gone away

The men get straighter

I need a femmy waiter

With hope I burn up

Another leech may turn up

But they just can't get up

For me, because they're GAAAAAAAY...

Ever since show biz began

There is nothing sadder than

A famous woman

Lookin' for the husband who is gay

The hus... band... who... is... gay...

*STADING OVATION*

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"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"

#20

re: Alas, I did NOT write this.

Posted: 10/23/03 at 8:35am

Sadly, I relate to Liza's attraction to gay men. It's one of God's great tortures! And let me tell you - I'm bisexual, but all of my bi and straight women friends, and quite a number of my lesbian friends (and my partner included!), are fatally attracted to a lot of gay men. And it's not because we can't have them, either.

*sigh* Is there a psychiatrist in the house??

#21

re: re: Alas, I did NOT write this.

Posted: 10/23/03 at 8:41am

robactorguy, darling, chiclet,.any "straight" guy with a "gf" that loooooooooves Liza should book a round trip ticket for the next available Pride Day float, I'll get the first round at Stella's, say 'round 10ish?

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You've got to spread joy up to the maximum Bring gloom down to the minimum Have faith or pandemonium's Liable to walk upon the scene

#22

re: re: re: Alas, I did NOT write this.

Posted: 10/23/03 at 8:43am

Didn't you hear, Rob is on a float with me next year

#23

re: re: re: re: Alas, I did NOT write this.

Posted: 10/23/03 at 8:50am

BG2! you said I was your "wing man", why you fickle fanny, maybe you should contact Liza!

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You've got to spread joy up to the maximum Bring gloom down to the minimum Have faith or pandemonium's Liable to walk upon the scene

#24

re: re: re: re: re: Alas, I did NOT write this.

Posted: 10/23/03 at 8:53am

Are all the gentlemen here really gay?

z

#25

re: re: re: re: re: re: Alas, I did NOT write this.

Posted: 10/23/03 at 8:54am

MasterLcZ:

Is that an original composition? Hilarious.