American-Idolize Any Classic Show!
American-Idolize Any Classic Show!
#0American-Idolize Any Classic Show!
Posted: 1/21/06 at 8:42pm
What should shall we American Idol-ize?
My picks:
Oklahoma
My Fair Lady
Carousel
Surrey with the fringe on toooooooooooooo oh oh oh oh oh op op op OOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
DramaDork925
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/4/05
#1re: American-Idolize Any Classic Show!
Posted: 1/21/06 at 8:46pm
West Side Story!
Oh... wait.
Am I cut out to spend my time this way?
#2re: American-Idolize Any Classic Show!
Posted: 1/21/06 at 9:04pmWhy American-Idolize when you can BWW Idolize?!
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jasobres
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/9/05
#4re: American-Idolize Any Classic Show!
Posted: 1/21/06 at 10:45pmIn response to the thread title, No way, Jose!
"Ev'ry-buddy wants ta get into de act!"
- Jimmy Durante
"Breathe from your hoo-hoo."
-Kristin Chenoweth
jonartdesigns
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/04
#5re: American-Idolize Any Classic Show!
Posted: 1/21/06 at 10:57pmHon-ney everythings comin up ro-O-O-O-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-yeah-he-ah-he-ahhh-ses!
"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel
FosseBoi
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/30/04
#6re: American-Idolize Any Classic Show!
Posted: 1/21/06 at 11:37pm
Chicago!
That JAAYYAAAYYYAAYYAAYAYAZZZZZ BABALAWOOoooo!
"I've always secretly longed for an actress to get to the top of the cherry picker and projectile vomit all over the guards below."- Wonderwaiter in the "Defy Gravity?" thread.
~~~~~~~~My dream? Sutton Foster as Cassie in A Chorus Line
DramaDork925
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/4/05
#7re: American-Idolize Any Classic Show!
Posted: 1/21/06 at 11:38pm
I figured this thread would be appropriate to let you all know...
Britney Spears will be taking over for Patti Lupone in Sweeney Todd.
Am I cut out to spend my time this way?
#8re: American-Idolize Any Classic Show!
Posted: 1/21/06 at 11:44pmWill she be playing the tuba or just straddling it?
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DramaDork925
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/4/05
#9re: American-Idolize Any Classic Show!
Posted: 1/21/06 at 11:51pm
Thats up for discussion.
I had such a good joke... but it might not be appropriate.
Am I cut out to spend my time this way?
#10re: American-Idolize Any Classic Show!
Posted: 1/22/06 at 12:06am
Why not a Sonhdeim: Sweeney Todd, for example:
Britney Spears as Mrs. Lovette: Did you, like, totally come in here for, a like, pie-ay-ay-ay, siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir?
Justin Timberlake as Sweeney Todd: No.
B.S. as M L: Then, like, (Asylum set turns into a strip club...) Let me, like, totally entertain you, and we'll, like, totally have a really good time, like, totally yes, siree! We'll, like, totally have a real, like totally good time!!!!!!! (Mounts him, as do Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilara, etc.)
Who else needs a drink after reading that one? 
MARGARET: "Clara, stop that. That's illegal." - The Light in the Piazza
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"I'm not in Bambi and I'm not blonde!" - Idina Menzel
DramaDork925
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/4/05
#11re: American-Idolize Any Classic Show!
Posted: 1/22/06 at 12:08amIf that ever happened it would be absolute confirmation Broadway is dead.
Am I cut out to spend my time this way?
#12re: American-Idolize Any Classic Show!
Posted: 1/22/06 at 12:30amFosseBoi, I don't know if you've ever seen Brenda Braxton as Velma but her All That Jazz sounds sort of like what you posted only the way she did it was amazing.
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
#13re: American-Idolize Any Classic Show!
Posted: 1/22/06 at 1:00am"Caroline or Change" with Fantasia... (puke!)
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Elizabeth Taylor
FosseBoi
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/30/04
#14re: American-Idolize Any Classic Show!
Posted: 1/22/06 at 1:06am
OMG, Sum! Are you serious? Even the "BABALAWOOOoooo"? That was Christina Agulera doing it by the way.
"I've always secretly longed for an actress to get to the top of the cherry picker and projectile vomit all over the guards below."- Wonderwaiter in the "Defy Gravity?" thread.
~~~~~~~~My dream? Sutton Foster as Cassie in A Chorus Line
ihearttheatre
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/12/05
#15re: American-Idolize Any Classic Show!
Posted: 1/22/06 at 1:07am
Guys and Dolls
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