Why not a Sonhdeim: Sweeney Todd, for example:
Britney Spears as Mrs. Lovette: Did you, like, totally come in here for, a like, pie-ay-ay-ay, siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir?
Justin Timberlake as Sweeney Todd: No.
B.S. as M L: Then, like, (Asylum set turns into a strip club...) Let me, like, totally entertain you, and we'll, like, totally have a really good time, like, totally yes, siree! We'll, like, totally have a real, like totally good time!!!!!!! (Mounts him, as do Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilara, etc.)
Who else needs a drink after reading that one?
MARGARET: "Clara, stop that. That's illegal." - The Light in the Piazza
"I'm not in Bambi and I'm not blonde!" - Idina Menzel