And now Trump Productions presents: 'The Pool for Scandal' (or 'The Pool for Vandals')

(With apologies to ''West Side Story'' and ''The Music Man'')

Boy, boy, crazy Trump.

A fool, Trump.

Lost his marbles and he garbles.

Keep that pool cool, Trump.

Don't get hot

'Cause Trump you've got

Some midterms ahead.

Algae's stinkin' up the Lincoln,

Costs millions and we'll die in red! ...

Oh, yes, we got trouble here, we got big, big trouble.

With Trump's ''Tea'' (with a capital ''T'')

Gotta rhyme it with "Pee" and that stands for Pool!