Can't stand Mario.
Hugh is an amazing performer, and pleases the audience every year - He should be the permanent host, but, as for him hosting this year - He was only on the stage three times, and it was Billy who opened the show. We saw more of Billy than we did Hugh - so who was the real host?
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.