Arden and Rippa

Just saw The Talented Mr. Arden in a Commerce Bank Comeercial with Kelly and the Reg!
Go Michael!
My apologie for what some turned this thread into.

Updated On: 4/10/06 at 01:31 PM

For your pocketbook they are.

Oh my God, CQT, your signature made me spit out my drink.

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May not be "highbrow" but it sure is more lucrative than most chorus contracts and you don't even need to do the commercial eight times a week.

Oh I know Luv. This is the place where people celebrate the passing of gas like it's an accomplishment worth writing about depending on who did it. I'm just sayin, why stop now. :)

This just in....Michael Arden passed gas.

Life can continue as scheduled. Thank you.

Finally, at last, sarcasm and irony FULLY understood. Ladies and gentlemen, a BWW first.

Could you please start a thread explaining sarcasm and irony to me, Al, thanks.

yay?

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Honey, I responded first. That is not bumping. It was quite low down last I saw; you were the one to bump it -- petty, no? In addition to being blatantly wrong, no less! But then again, you're the one who insinuated a few days ago that one "sees" a vocal tone with one's eyes.

One step further than me? I don't act. I'm not like, jealous that he's in a commercial with someone uber-famous. I mean, think about what I'm saying. Use some logic, rather than jumping down my throat every time I post something that doesn't jive with *your* opinions simply because you don't like me due to the fact that I *gasp* like Raúl Esparza's blood-from-ear-inducing vibrato, or -- oh dear! -- was less than kind and mildly sarcastic to a friend of yours on some isolated occasion.

You really have no idea what you're talking about, so I think that *you* should best take your own oh-so-wise advice and be the one to shut up, at the very least least until you can learn about that thing called sarcasm and drop the way over-played, clichéd insults.

Christ, you really are a handful.

I eagerly await your surely-elementary retort, since we all know you wouldn't dare pass up the opportunity.

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Updated On: 4/10/06 at 04:47 PM

Grazi.

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Updated On: 4/10/06 at 04:56 PM

How is that a pun? It's just a wrong statement and a grossly over-extended cliché, not a clever play on words.

The thread was AT the top during the time I was responding. It was not at the top when you responded. What a bullsh*t argument. What's the matter, nothing else to say?

If you have a PhD in English, you wouldn't write a phrase like "according to yourself." I highly doubt you have a f*cking PhD, being that you're (a) still in school, and (b) younger than me. Don't you dare condescend me. Though, oh, wait, it's your ONLY option because nothing you say makes sense.

You saw Chitty numerous times, too. I remember your posts about being excited to go again. That *hardly* insults me. And hey, even if how many times I saw it is not at all your business, it didn't lower my IQ, so it's even *less* of your business.

You tell me that I should "shut up" until I'm in commercials with the likes of Kelly Ripa -- that insinuates that I aspire to this, and don't know how exciting it is, etc, etc, etc. As for the comment that has gotten you SO riled up on the Company thread, I'm entitled to a response. It was NOT, however, starting an argument. It wasn't an argument, only a passing comment, until you gave me grief for it. Again, you're giving me sh*t here and now for something that happened in the past. Don't talk to me about irrelevant.

You really, really, really need to step back and look at the disgusting, dripping irony in what you say and your own advice. Don't tell me to do what you should consider doing.

Don't waste my time with your knack for drama, and stop playing me for an idiot.

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Updated On: 4/10/06 at 05:05 PM

Well, you should check it, 'cause it makes you look like a fool and a liar.

I am not twelve.

I'm done with this.

If you have a problem with what I post, you have the option of blocking my posts, or you can just sit there, shut up, and deal with it. I don't need your asinine comments every time I type something.

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Updated On: 4/10/06 at 05:09 PM