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#1

Assassins question

I'm trying to remember some of the specifics of Byck's first monologue in the show. His second one "Have it your way..." is on the CD, but for the life of me I can't remember much about the first one.
Any info is appreciated. Thanks
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#2

re: Assassins question

The first one is him recording a tape to send to Leonard Bernstein (Lenny!). All I can remember is it was absolutely hilarious.

"And if you can't listen to it now, maybe you can listen to it - tooooooooooooniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, tooooooniiiiiiiight! Hahah, I LOVE THAT SONG!"

The off-broadway cast verison of the libretto is in stores and such if you wanted it....I think it's different, though.

Assassins roxors. *frolics off into the sunset*
Merrily we roll along, roll along...
#3

re: Assassins question

Right, there was also a lot of screaming and uses of the f-word, and at the end he started singing "America".
#4

re: Assassins question

Hahahaha, YEA he does. Good job QuiteSo...I was trying, but could NOT remember and was too lazy to consult that thing that doesn't exist! re: Assassins question
Andrew, tonight isn't about you! It isn't even about me!!! - [FD]

Updated On: 10/16/04 at 01:10 AM

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