The first one is him recording a tape to send to Leonard Bernstein (Lenny!). All I can remember is it was absolutely hilarious.
"And if you can't listen to it now, maybe you can listen to it - tooooooooooooniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, tooooooniiiiiiiight! Hahah, I LOVE THAT SONG!"
The off-broadway cast verison of the libretto is in stores and such if you wanted it....I think it's different, though.
Assassins roxors. *frolics off into the sunset*
Merrily we roll along, roll along...