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Ave Q book question

Ave Q book question

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Ave Q book question#0

Posted: 9/14/05 at 2:53am

Does anyone know where I can find the scene that leads up to "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist"?

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re: Ave Q book question#1

Posted: 9/14/05 at 6:48am

If you mean the dialogue before "Say Kate, can I ask you a question", you'll have to go through a company member or someone who already has the script, as it's not readily available to the publice yet

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re: Ave Q book question#2

Posted: 9/15/05 at 1:53am

Any Q fans out there who can help me out with this?

re: Ave Q book question#3

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:46pm

PRINCETON
Hey, Kate!

KATE
Princeton! Hi!

PRINCETON
Say, Kate, can I ask you a question?

KATE
Sure.

PRINCETON
What's your purpose in life?

KATE
Oh. Well, I'm a Kindergarten teaching assistant.

PRINCETON
Right. But what's your purpose, your dream, your mission?

KATE
Nobody ever wants to know that.

PRINCETON
I do.

KATE
Well, since you asked... no, I can't! I barely know you.

PRINCETON
Aw, come on!

KATE
Okay. When I was a little monster, I always wished I had a special place I could go. A special school only for monsters. Sure it's important to learn about the great figures of Western civilization, but so much of the canon leaves out monster art and history! And we as a nation are poorer for it. It was always my dream to start that special school for monsters. So that, in short, is my purpose. Uh, but I'm not an egghead. I like to have fun and “party”.

PRINCETON
Oh. So, uh, you're level on the monster stuff?

KATE
Uh-huh.

PRINCETON
Ah. Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs?

KATE
Uh huh.

Princeton
Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster

KATE
Right.

PRINCETON
You're both monsters.

KATE
Yeah.

PRINCETON
Are you two related?

KATE
What?! Princeton, I'm surprised at you! I find that racist!

PRINCETON
I'm sorry! I was just asking!

KATE
Well it's a touchy subject. No, not all Monsters are related. What are you trying say, huh? That we all look the same to you? Huh, huh, huh?

PRINCETON
No, no, no, not at all! I'm sorry, I guess that was a little racist.

KATE
I should say so. You should be much more careful when you're talking about the sensitive subject of race.

PRINCETON
Well look who's talking!

KATE
What do you mean?

PRINCETON
What about that special Monster School you told me about?

KATE
What about it?

PRINCETON
Could someone like me go there?

KATE
No, we don't want people like you. [gasps]

PRINCETON
You see?!


Hope that helps!

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re: Ave Q book question#4

Posted: 9/15/05 at 9:12pm

That's just from the OBC recording. I think there's more scene before that...entrances, etc.

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re: Ave Q book question#5

Posted: 9/15/05 at 9:16pm

No, no, that's most of the scene before "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist". The only other thing that happens before that but after "Purpose" is everyone describing what their purpose is.

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re: Ave Q book question#6

Posted: 9/15/05 at 10:47pm

That's everything from that scene except for Christmas Eve, Brian and Gary saying what their lives' purposes are

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re: Ave Q book question#7

Posted: 9/15/05 at 11:12pm

and for the record, the recording only includes "say kate, can i ask you a question..."then skips directly to the trekkie part


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re: Ave Q book question#8

Posted: 9/15/05 at 11:46pm

Oh wow, how did I miss that part?

I'm sorry for not seeing that Labashier, thanks a lot!


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