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Basketball/Skiiing Forbidden: Adventurous actors move to telemarketing field.

Basketball/Skiiing Forbidden: Adventurous actors move to telemarketing field.

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ckeaton
#0Basketball/Skiiing Forbidden: Adventurous actors move to telemarketing field.
Posted: 6/28/04 at 11:06am

EQUITY NEGOTIATIONS UPDATE:
Among other things, the producers are looking to prohibit actors from skiing or playing basketball. Actors should know what's best for them. Hand models do not build houses. Voice over artists do not scream at football games....

Next thing you know part of the equity contract will include a blacklisting of french fries.

League of Producers... List of contract revisions...


Hamlet's father.
Updated On: 6/28/04 at 11:06 AM

BWayBoy88
#1re: Basketball/Skiiing Forbidden: Adventurous actors move to telemarketing field.
Posted: 6/28/04 at 11:11am

Thats kind of funny but I understand why they want that.

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#2re: Basketball/Skiiing Forbidden: Adventurous actors move to telemarketing field.
Posted: 6/28/04 at 11:15am

But... as a member of a union? Or as a member of a single production?


Hamlet's father.

ifagirlisntpretty
#3re: Basketball/Skiiing Forbidden: Adventurous actors move to telemarketing field.
Posted: 6/28/04 at 11:19am

Umm... what about the softball league? Why is softball okay? And how about hockey? Why aren't they banning hockey?

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#4re: Basketball/Skiiing Forbidden: Adventurous actors move to telemarketing field.
Posted: 6/28/04 at 11:38am

Not to mention the things you can catch by using a public restroom.

Ban public restrooms!

[I hope everyone understands that these items will not likely pass, they are the initial list of demands, not the final outcome)


Hamlet's father.

Plum
#5re: Basketball/Skiiing Forbidden: Adventurous actors move to telemarketing field.
Posted: 6/28/04 at 12:01pm

To be fair, it's practically standard for professional athletes to have clauses in their contracts against things like basketball and skiing- the latter is especially hazardous. Remember Aaron Boone's trouble with off-season basketball?

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#6re: Basketball/Skiiing Forbidden: Adventurous actors move to telemarketing field.
Posted: 6/28/04 at 12:33pm

Ah yes... but how about bans against kissing?
(I completely understand... This thread is meant as a bit of a parody, though I welcome serious issues too)


Hamlet's father.

Missy37
#7re: Basketball/Skiiing Forbidden: Adventurous actors move to telemarketing field.
Posted: 6/28/04 at 2:40pm

I remember years ago during the Broadway show league, Marcia Gay Harden pulled a leg muscle on her way to first base. They had to reblock the show for her foe a few days because she really couldn't move much.

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ckeaton
#8re: Basketball/Skiiing Forbidden: Adventurous actors move to telemarketing field.
Posted: 6/28/04 at 3:01pm

Ack!
The Broadway Show League will not be half as exciting after the transition from softball to chess!


Hamlet's father.

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broadwaysong2
#9re: Basketball/Skiiing Forbidden: Adventurous actors move to telemarketing field.
Posted: 6/28/04 at 3:25pm

Please who plays basketball anymore anyway? Dodgeball is what's "in" now.


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