Basketball/Skiiing Forbidden: Adventurous actors move to telemarketing field.

EQUITY NEGOTIATIONS UPDATE:
Among other things, the producers are looking to prohibit actors from skiing or playing basketball. Actors should know what's best for them. Hand models do not build houses. Voice over artists do not scream at football games....

Next thing you know part of the equity contract will include a blacklisting of french fries.

League of Producers... List of contract revisions...

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Updated On: 6/28/04 at 11:06 AM

But... as a member of a union? Or as a member of a single production?

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Not to mention the things you can catch by using a public restroom.

Ban public restrooms!

[I hope everyone understands that these items will not likely pass, they are the initial list of demands, not the final outcome)

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Ah yes... but how about bans against kissing?
(I completely understand... This thread is meant as a bit of a parody, though I welcome serious issues too)

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Ack!
The Broadway Show League will not be half as exciting after the transition from softball to chess!

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