Bawdy Lyrics for Well Known Broadway or Disney Songs?

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 1/19/15 at 9:53pm

Hello Everyone,

I have a very special event in which I need really risqué lyrics to well known Broadway or Disney songs......Gay themed or Fifty Shades of Gray in tone would be especially wonderful.....just so long as the tune is immediately recognizable and the lyrics are bawdy!

Mucho Thanks,

Windy

[CapnHook]

Posted: 1/19/15 at 9:55pm

Oh come on, this is too easy. You can do it! Be creative!

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 1/19/15 at 9:57pm

I can....but I know there are people around here that are wittier and filthier!

[haterobics]

Posted: 1/19/15 at 10:34pm

https://www.youtube.com/user/TomOrrPresents/

I was always a fan of his:



Updated On: 1/19/15 at 10:34 PM

[darquegk]

Posted: 1/19/15 at 10:36pm

Man, I used to know some zingers. Tomorrow I'll remember what I can.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 1/19/15 at 10:46pm

Would What The **** from If/Then qualify?

[haterobics]

Posted: 1/19/15 at 10:57pm

Dragapella supergroup The Kinsey Sicks do more pop and standards, but they have a few Broadwayish ones:

[AHLiebross]

Posted: 1/21/15 at 1:01am

I did one ages ago for the Gilbert & Sullivan "Modern Major General" patter song. I didn't save it and don't remember it. However, some of it went:

I am the very model of a modern major genital,
Strong and sturdy, sleek and ?

Later in the song, I used the lines:

He is well known around the town for endless copulation,
'Cause I keep going in and out in perfect operation.

Feel free to crib, but PLEASE do not give me credit.

I also did a kosher green eggs and ham spoof that is far more family friendly. That one is floating around the Internet.

BTW, Star Trek the Next Gen used the "Send in the Clones" line.