Arthur Laurents will never die. He drinks blood.
I saw Betty Buckley's Gypsy. It was 4 or 5 hours long (or at least it felt that long) and there was not ONE LAUGH all night long:
Buckley's Rose hated her father so much, he was lucky all he lost when she left was the plaque.
When she sang that it was a small world, the entire audience started to yell, "Run, Herbie, run! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"
Those poor daughters of hers. It was almost as if they were singing, "If Mama was mangled..."
I seriously thought she was going to kill Mr. Goldstone with that fork. It was weird the way she stuffed the eggroll in his mouth and then tied a napkin around his face so he couldn't speak.
And it was INTERSTING in "You'll Never Get Away from Me" when she handcuffed Herbie to the Chinese restauant chair.
And I never wondered before, but what HAPPENED to Chowsies 1, 2 and 3? Gross.
Updated On: 10/30/06 at 10:31 PM