For once in his shallow life, Albin has come up with an idea that is almost good. The problem in the refinement, though, is the culmination where a poster is named a "Star". You see, gentle friends, I already AM a star!!!! There is no doubt about it! I walk into a room and even the dullest party sparks with my personal energy and joie de vivre. When performing on stage I can make even the most hackneyed script seem fresh and ingenious. Then when it comes to my looks...Well, what else can I say other than "Va va va voom"????? I'm getting so damned tired of being mistaken for Mel Gibson that I just sign his name and walk away from gawking tourists.
No, stardom can't be achieved on a message board. It's something you're blessed with from birth.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)