"Brand Name" Theatre Names..

[Princeton78]

Posted: 6/15/05 at 2:38pm

First the Ford, then the Cadillac, then the Hilton, now talk of Snapple. It got me thinking. What if all the Broadway theatres were taken over by corporations? What would Broadway look like? Eeek....

The Aleve Al Hirschfeld
The Beano Belasco
The Bugaboo Booth
The Brawny Broadhurst
The Bayer Broadway
The Barbisol Brooks Atkinson
The Centrum Circle in the Square
The Claratin Cort
The Bel Ami Barrymore
The Oxycontin O'Neil
The Pampers Plymouth
The Rolaids Royale
The Huggies Helen Hayes
The Imodium Imperial
The Gobstoppers Golden
The Lipton Longacre
The Fresca Fontaine
The Listerine Lyceum
The Manolo Majestic
The McDonald's Marquis
The Masengill Minskoff
The Motrin Music Box
The Noxema Nederlander
The Nike New Amsterdam
The Preparation H Palace
The Rogaine Rogers
The Shoney's Shubert
The Sominex St. James
The Vagisil Virginia
The Vueve Vivian Beaumont
The Calvin Klein Kerr

[WOSQ]

Posted: 6/15/05 at 2:46pm

Corporations are making inroads all the time.

The Gerald Schoenfeld Theatre
The Bernard B. Jacobs Theatre

See what I mean?

[chinkie azn jai]

Posted: 6/15/05 at 2:50pm

It's worst in Chicago, all the Broadway in Chicago theatres have corporate names: The Cadillac Palace Theatre, The Ford Center for Preforming Arts/Oriental Theatre, and the soon to re-open LaSalle Bank Theatre (formerly the Shubert Theatre).

[trpguyy]

Posted: 6/15/05 at 2:50pm

Viagra Virginia
Monistat Marquis
Kotex Kerr
Updated On: 6/15/05 at 02:50 PM

[Princeton78]

Posted: 6/15/05 at 11:21pm

Haha..I was trying to decide between Vagisil and Viagra.