Broadway Idol
Broadway Idol
#0Broadway Idol
Posted: 3/24/04 at 7:38pm
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's the best thing to hit Broadway. Current pop stars compete for the chance to destroy your favorite musical. Anyone able to convincingly portray a character other than the persona created by their PR manager will be voted off. Anyone able to sing a song without riffing the out the entire melody will be voted off. Any girl not exposing more than 75% of her skin, regardless the role, will be voted off. Any guy who physically resembles something other than a 70s homeless person, a "gangsta", or Rudy Galindo will be voted off. Any style of dance other than hip-hop will result in disqualification. Triple-threats will not qualify for competition. Remember, this is about pop, not talent. With your votes, hopefully we can successfully remove theatre arts from Broadway completely and just showcase the rich and marketable for the American sheep.
Next up, Opera Idol and Gallery Idol.
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Updated On: 3/24/04 at 07:38 PM
#1re: Broadway Idol
Posted: 3/24/04 at 7:47pmlol!
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#2re: re: Broadway Idol
Posted: 3/24/04 at 8:14pmHAHAHAH. Matt, you always have the funniest/ wittiest comments. i'm not gonna lie, you are HI-larious.
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Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#3re: re: re: Broadway Idol
Posted: 3/24/04 at 8:37pm
OMIGOSH. That was so danged funny!
Who do you envision as the three judges?
LOL!
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Mattio98
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/10/03
#4re: re: re: re: Broadway Idol
Posted: 3/24/04 at 8:44pmThey already have that. It's called a Weissler Open Call.
#5re: re: re: re: Broadway Idol
Posted: 3/24/04 at 8:46pm
If there were any justice in the world, it would be Hal Prince, Stuart Ostrow and Martin Charnin commenting as candidly as Simon with regards to actual talent especially in acting.
But for my vision to be realized accurately, it would be Voiceanth, the president of the Britney Aguilera fan club, and Menudo.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
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Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
BwayTheatre11
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/25/03
#7re: Re: Broadway Idol
Posted: 3/24/04 at 9:11pmI agree that the "star" casting is getting out of hand, but we did to give the comments a rest...
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#8re: re: Re: Broadway Idol
Posted: 3/25/04 at 4:40pm
Whats the saddest part of this thread, is that nowadays I could easily see something like that happening. But I'll be damned if it would....I dont know what exactly I would do, but it wouldn't be good. 
You've gotta have heart AND music
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