I posted this in March:
In the tune of "Rose's Turn" from GYPSY:
Here he is, boys!
Here he is, Broadway World!
Here's CapnHook!
Curtain up!
Light the lights!
Play it, Marc Shaiman!
Ya either liked it, or ya didn't.
And, boys, ya didn't like it?
Ya like it?
Well, I didn't see it!
Some people saw it and like it fine.
Some people can't even give it try.
Some people's saw it
and their stomach's churnin' around!
You either like it
or hate it!
Hello, everybody! My name is CapnHook! What's yours?
How do you like them ticket sales, Mr. Weissler?
Hold your hats and hallelujah.
Rob & Craig are gonna show it to you.
Ready or not, shhh, here come the Shills!
Shills' talkin' loud.
Shills' doin' fine.
Shills' gettin' hot.
Shills' goin' stong.
Shills' movin' on.
Shills' all alone.
Shills do not care.
Shills' lettin' loose.
Shills' got the stuff.
Shills' lettin' go.
Shills?
Shills' got the stuff.
Shills' gotta move.
Shills' gotta go.
Shills? Shills?
Shills' gotta ****in' let go.
Why did they do it?
What did they bash it?
Message Boards full of shills in the background.
Give 'em hate and what does it get ya?
What does it get ya?
One quick look as each of 'em bashes you.
All your life and what does it get ya?
Thanks a lot and learn to grow up,
They take blows and you're battin' zero.
I had a dream.
I dreamed it for you, Matt_G.
It wasn't for me, pab.
And if it wasn't for me
then where would you be,
Miss Margo Channing?
Well, someone tell me, when is it my turn?
Don't I get a dream for myself?
Starting now it's gonna be my turn.
Broadway World, get off of my runway!
Starting now I post a thousand!
This time, boys, I'm taking the bows and
every topic's coming up again!
Every topic's coming up again!
Every topic's coming up again and again
four times a day!
Again! Again! Again! Again! Again!
Aaagaaaaaaaaaaaaaiinnn! Damn!
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle