Mel Brooks used to tell the story about how when he was just breaking into films, Mike Nichols took him to a "pitch session" to show him the ropes. Now by this time, Nichols was a very big name in Hollywood. They got to the studio and found the head of production and half-a-dozen other suits waiting for them. The conversation was like this:
SUIT 1: So nice to see you, Michael. We all had to take this meeting just to tell you how much we enjoyed The Graduate.
SUIT 2: Would you like something to drink? Get Mike a drink. Perhaps something to eat? Get him some watrercress sandwiches. (leaning in with interest) So Mike, do you have something for us?
At this point, Nichols could suggest anything and they'd bite. He could say:
MIKE NICHOLS: "I have a title: "Sour Cream."
SUIT 1: Oh my god I can see it. What a title. Do you have a story to go with it?
Nichols: I see Los Angeles, covered with six feet of sour cream...
SUIT 2: A masterpiece. Pure genius. Oscar for sure. Now Mike, with all this sour cream... will there be chives? Will there be chives, Mike?
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