I need a good cabaret song, either written for a male, or else easily transposed.
So, as I searched and searched for one that was playful and fun, and perhaps with a few shocking punchlines and a little gay themed, it occured to me I might as well ask for help! And where else? Broadwayworld!
Ok, now taht I'm done buttering ya'll up, or at least tried to

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help me out? My personal crieteria is above... honestly I'd love something like Slut Chorus Boy or Taylor the Latte Boy, and other such songs. Obviously, something in that vein...