Cary's Forum
Cary's Forum
#0Cary's Forum
Posted: 6/30/05 at 2:11am
Just thought I might provide all you BWW's with a little amusement. Cary Shields, the current Roger in Ren ... posts on his forum ... he is incredibly funny and if you are ever bored, you should check it out. Just to whet you appetites, when asked what a normal day is like for him, Cary and his perverse sense of humor answered this:
5:30am wake up, make breakfast, something light and organic. Call agent discuss the days appoinments. Peruse new scripts while I enjoy my muslix. Shower, iron shirts and water plants. Call the orphanage make sizable donation in the name of Riley P. Smithy. Meet with personal trainer, discuss working out with her.
5:34am take a moment to catch up on my shows.
4:15pm Make groaning noises
4:55pm warm up my voice. This consists of a pleasing siren noise that start as a low AHHH and moves rapidly into the upper register, a sort of squeeling EEEEEEHHHHH then returns to the lower ahhhh. Repeat this until it changes from the sound of a dying girraffe to the sound of a Redwinged Blackbird, dipped in honey.
5:25pm rendezvous with Paris. return her sidekick. delete naked photos of me and the pringles first.
6:40pm shower again. wipe the stench of Paris off me. it's like paint thinner.
7:00pm spend a few moments reviewing my RENT score and script. call agent and apologize for missing auditions. Bitch about something anything in the world. If nothing is happenning complain about my career... crappy career.
7:30pm begin my diabolical plotting against my arch enemy. the person I most despise in the world. he knows who he is. Caplan, with a "C". or as I call him, dead man. Phase one of operation Cill Caplan, get close to him as possible. Closer than his mother. Make him think he's my best friend... Cause if he doesn't....
8:00-10:30pm Interesting phenomenonmeneom every night between these times I completely black out. I remember nothing. I come to and I'm bruised and have cheap lipstick all over my face. Sometimes I think I can also smell Matt Caplans body odors.
10:31pm sign autograghs for a bit. I have a hundred questions about why I get to do this, but I don't want to ask in case it stops.
11:30pm before I go to sleep, call my mother. weep. paint my bathroom and shop online, release some endorphins, relax. tend to my herb garden. lose track of time in the herb garden. forget what I was doing.
5:00am get some sleep. Mix and repeat.
www.forum.caryshields.com <-check it out y'all.
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Updated On: 6/30/05 at 02:11 AM
#1re: Cary's Forum
Posted: 6/30/05 at 10:00amHe's so funny.
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
brdwyalicia04
Stand-by Joined: 8/26/04
I heart the guy.
#3re: Cary's Forum
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:56pmWhere is Lael shouting his praises from the rooftops? She made me join and now I love the site. He is really funny and the rejection from clown college is simply the funniest thing I'd ever read.
1. Ted Allen: Everyone has an interesting life if you ask the right questions.
2. Great buckets of Spoffnor, they're going to sing!
3. "I love shrubs that are historical." -Johnny and The Sprites
4. "We're not singing it to you, we're singing it for us." -Rosario Dawson, about La Vie Boheme
5. "The best moments in reading are when you come across something - a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things - which you had thought special and particular to you. And now, here it is, set down by someone else, a person you have never met, someone even who is long dead. And it is as if a hand has come out, and taken yours." -The History Boys
6. "Pass the parcel. That's sometimes all you can do. Take it, feel it and pass it on. Not for me, not for you, but for someone, somewhere, one day. Pass it on, boys. That's the game I want you to learn. Pass it on." -The History Boys
2. Great buckets of Spoffnor, they're going to sing!
3. "I love shrubs that are historical." -Johnny and The Sprites
4. "We're not singing it to you, we're singing it for us." -Rosario Dawson, about La Vie Boheme
5. "The best moments in reading are when you come across something - a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things - which you had thought special and particular to you. And now, here it is, set down by someone else, a person you have never met, someone even who is long dead. And it is as if a hand has come out, and taken yours." -The History Boys
6. "Pass the parcel. That's sometimes all you can do. Take it, feel it and pass it on. Not for me, not for you, but for someone, somewhere, one day. Pass it on, boys. That's the game I want you to learn. Pass it on." -The History Boys
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Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
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