#1
Posted: 9/19/03 at 8:47pm
1) Don't arrive so laden with Playbills and CDs that you look like an Ebay Power Seller.
2) Things NOT to say to the stars:
a) "Is that your REAL hair?"
b) "I loved you in that even though you lost the Tony!"
c) "Gee, you're really TINY in person!"
d) "Who are you?"
e) "Where's your SISTER?"
f) "Hello, I'm Michael Reidel."
f) "I thought you were great, but my boyfriend/girlfriend thought you stunk!"
g) "Hey, don't I know you from (insert name of really seedy bar, sauna or adult movie house here)?"
h) "I worship you. I love you more than life itself. I grovel at your feet, I would rip my heart to shreds if it would give you pleasure." The only celebrity to whom this is an acceptable and appropriate greeting is Chita Rivera. No exceptions.
3) It's usually not a good idea to proposition stars. But, hey, depending on the star and how cute you are, you may get lucky.
4) Asking a star to baptise your child, make the sign of the cross over a script you hope to sell or to bless your new puppy or rosary is strongly discouraged.
2) Things NOT to say to the stars:
a) "Is that your REAL hair?"
b) "I loved you in that even though you lost the Tony!"
c) "Gee, you're really TINY in person!"
d) "Who are you?"
e) "Where's your SISTER?"
f) "Hello, I'm Michael Reidel."
f) "I thought you were great, but my boyfriend/girlfriend thought you stunk!"
g) "Hey, don't I know you from (insert name of really seedy bar, sauna or adult movie house here)?"
h) "I worship you. I love you more than life itself. I grovel at your feet, I would rip my heart to shreds if it would give you pleasure." The only celebrity to whom this is an acceptable and appropriate greeting is Chita Rivera. No exceptions.
3) It's usually not a good idea to proposition stars. But, hey, depending on the star and how cute you are, you may get lucky.
4) Asking a star to baptise your child, make the sign of the cross over a script you hope to sell or to bless your new puppy or rosary is strongly discouraged.
"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"
Updated On: 9/19/03 at 08:47 PM
