^HHAHAHAHA!! I'd LOVE Center Stage: The Musical!!
My idea for an opening to Act II would be when they go out for Eric's Birthday on the boat and Eva could sing a thrilling "I Pushed Her Overboard" while Maureen is in the bathroom suffering from "sea sickness" :0)
wow I love that movie
"Now she wants to know WHY, if I'm so fabulous, I would WANT to take care of her child.....I answer with as much filigree and insouciance as I can muster, trying to slightly cock my head like Snow White listening to the animals. She, in turn, is aiming for more of a Diane-Sawyer-pose, looking for answers which will confirm that I am not there to steal her husband, jewelry, friends, or child. In that order."
The Nanny Diaries