Let's join in. It's 8:26 p.m. CST right now. I'll be there in a bit. from RC in Austin, Texas.. (Who is that cute guy in that avatar?)
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)