Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway — Page 2

#26

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/26/05 at 11:16am

Honey,
I am one of the "Nicest Kid's In Town"
I sign for everyone.

I do ask that you donate money to the Actors Fund for every signature I make. A good cause.

Updated On: 3/26/05 at 11:16 AM

#27

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/26/05 at 11:18am

I guess my "sources" are wrong, sweetie! Damn that Riedel for hooking me up with them.

#28

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/26/05 at 11:40am

I thought the show was going to close in Skokie after Corine fractured her coccyx during a scene change.

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#29

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/26/05 at 11:42am

No, Corine's a trooper. She'd perform with a broken neck.

#30

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/26/05 at 11:46am

That's not funny.

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#31

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/26/05 at 11:55am

This just in: Susan Lucci has abruptly left the production for "unspecified personal reasons". Eartha Kitt has stepped in, and will go into rehearsal Monday. Carol Channing will play the role until further notice.

#32

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/26/05 at 12:05pm

Word is that Chelsea Clinton is doing some behind-the-scenes lobbying to dump Corine due to Corine's unfortunate resemblance to an older Monica Lewinsky.

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#33

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/26/05 at 12:37pm

Namo, those rumors are just that---rumors. Corine isn't going anywhere.

#34

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/26/05 at 1:09pm

That's my Phanty.
Always sticking up for his Mom.
Kisses for Phanty.

#35

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/26/05 at 1:21pm

I heard from a good source, that Corine and Susan don't even speak to each other.

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#36

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/26/05 at 1:35pm

Not one, but two threads w/these cleverly adapted attraction signs? Got a little spare time on your hands, munk?

#37

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/26/05 at 2:17pm

Susan is a doll.
Don't believe the rumors.
Musto was invited to Opening Night.

#38

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/26/05 at 3:25pm

It really doesn't matter if Susan's nice! She left the show. Eartha Kitt will open it. She goes into rehearsals Monday, as has already been stated. Until then, you'll have to deal with Carol Channing as Chyna.

#39

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/26/05 at 3:30pm

Well, HELLO DOLLY!

#40

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/26/05 at 3:32pm

Corine, my dear, did you pull a Jessica Lange and have Lucci canned?

#41

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/26/05 at 3:34pm

I love Susan. We are bosom buddies. She is the only actress shorter then me.

PS Chelsea set me up with her Father, I love older men. Hilary is having an affair with a lovely women backstage.
Don't underestimate cigars.

Updated On: 3/26/05 at 03:34 PM

#42

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/26/05 at 3:45pm

Oh...my...God...I knew it. Hillary and Maine Senator and confirmed bachlorette Susan Collins are having an affair.

Good for them!

#43

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/27/05 at 12:32am

Corine, I can't express myself enough. I am overjoyed at your success.

PS: I just got a test message from Isabelle Rossalini and she has ensured me that you WILL win the Tony.

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#44

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/27/05 at 12:39am

Golly, Corine has no problem saying that Hilary Clinton has Sapphic tendencies but when we try to support Corine through her frequent bouts of lesbianism she gets all up in our respective grills like she's Suzie Straight.

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#45

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/27/05 at 12:42am

I don't really care if you think I am a Lesbian Namo.
But I don't desire women.
So think what you like. I don't think Hilary likes them either.
It was an attempt at humor.
I think I am being a good sport.
And you know what. I really don't give a rat's ass what any of you think.
Sleep tight.

Updated On: 3/27/05 at 12:42 AM

#46

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/27/05 at 12:47am

Not too burst anyone's bubble. But, I just recieved word that Chelsea has withdrawn from this production to play Christina Crawford in the new musical adaptation of "Mommie Dearest" starring Patti LuPone.

I'm surprised you hadn't heard this news munk.

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Updated On: 3/27/05 at 12:47 AM

#47

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/27/05 at 12:49am

Damn,
No more cigars for moi.
LOL.

#48

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/27/05 at 9:11am

Chelsea's replacement has just been announced: Jenna Bush!'

Cheyenne Jackson will continue to play Wendy at Wednesday and Saturday matinees.

#49

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/27/05 at 11:01am

I'm sorry Melissa,
The only Bush that would be on stage with me is CHARLES.
If Jenna was anywhere near me, we might start a new World War.
As they say in my favorite Broadway show:
Bush is only for NOW~

Updated On: 3/27/05 at 11:01 AM

#50

re: Chelsea Clinton, Corine, Susan Lucci headed to Broadway

Posted: 3/27/05 at 1:19pm

Honey, you know that I dislike the Bushes quite a bit, but when it comes to playing a bitchy sorta-celebrity, who can top Jenna Bush?