In the Playbill artical he says:
" My pants have split many a time on stage for obvious reasons"
What is the "obvious reason"????
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Featured Actor Joined: 9/17/04
Well his pants are pretty short and very tight! And they look good.
Featured Actor Joined: 12/31/69
AS Dolly Parton once said, "That'll happen when you put 50 pounds of mud in a 5 pound sack."
It's gotta be a penis joke. It kinda loses something in the explanation.
One's pants split because of the size of one's butt, not the size of one's penis. The size of one's penis might burst the zipper in front but not the seam in the back.
Cheyenne often makes self-deprecating comments about his big thighs and big butt. It's incomprehensible to the rest of us but it's part of his charm.
Having never split a pair of pants, I wasn't sure of the mechanics.
Cheyenne's butt is perfect just the way it is. ^_^
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/20/05
Yeah, Cheyenne is always making self-deprecating comments. Remember the time he referred to himself as a nerd? Well, if Cheyenne considers himself a nerd, I'd go anywhere to see his idea of a hot guy!!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/6/05
What a champ! I love the Raggedy Andy comment!
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