Aw, he's so weirdly funny, as per usual.
my partner is a russian male order bride I wonder if he spelled it 'male' on purpose!
I loved all of the random little goofy things he threw in there, like telling your partner you're pregnant, that singing in the shower is as natural as peeing in the shower, and talking about how his workout is based around 'how much ice cream he can shove in his pie hole.'
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy