Lenny's monologue in Act II of Neil Simon's Rumors. A little context - Lenny is pretending to be Charley, the absent host of a dinner party who shot himself in the earlobe, and explaining everything to the cops who have shown up at the party. He is actually making the entire story up as he goes along, so there can be lots of doubt/inspiration/panic about where the story is going and will it all make sense as it's being spoken.
Updated On: 3/21/17 at 03:44 PM