Country music is famous for having long, colorful, descriptive titles. An example that comes to mind is Glen Campbell's "How Come Every Time I Itch, I Wind Up Scratching You?"
If a play, musical, or song had a country music title what would it be? Here's one to start off: "We're Trying to Make Lemonade out of Lemons without Sugar or a Spoon, and It Sure ain't Easy," as the country music title of "Les Miz."
Audrey
Audrey, the Phantom Phanatic, who nonetheless would rather be Jean Valjean, who knew how to make lemonade out of lemons.