Watching Alan on Jon Stewart right now. Very funny. Everyone laughed looking at the Cumming eau, and laughed harder when Alan said they're coming out with a lotion (??) called Coming In The Air, and a body wash called Cumming All Over.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell