Dear Mr. Varley

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/16/09 at 3:13pm

Dear Eddie Varley -

While I'm always thrilled to see my name in print blog, let me assure you that you have offended nothing, save for my artistic sensibilities. The only work of yours I have ever truly enjoyed was your performance as the title role in "Grapefruit." Even back in our Julliard days, I knew that if ever you had the chance to play a tangy, acidic citrus fruit you would have an appeal like no other, because you, sir, are a tangy, acidic citrus fruit. I look forward to your return to the stage in the long awaited sequel "Tangerine!"

That said, if you can produce a hard-hitting, CNN style interview with a theatre luminary the likes a Rob Maitner or a Judy Tenuta, then I will recant a fair 16% of the bile and vitriol that I have spewed in your direction.

Most sincerely,

Mrs. Phyllis Rogers Stone
The Varley Factor

[tazber]

Posted: 10/16/09 at 3:22pm

But do you accept his apology?

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/16/09 at 3:24pm

By law, I am unable to accept any apologies that make reference to Andrew Lloyd Webber.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 10/16/09 at 3:33pm

BWWers calling Eddie Varley cynical. Isn't that very pot/kettle?

[PalJoey]

Posted: 10/16/09 at 3:49pm

I also like Angus McIndoe. Before or after the theater, good show or wrongheaded revival, a drink or a meal at Angus McIndoe always makes me happy too.