So my bro called me last night, asking what I was doing.
ME:
I'm watching the Tonys.
HE:
*groan*
Why aren't you watching the Celtics? They haven't won a championship since 1986.
ME:
Yeah, well, Patti LuPone hasn't won a Tony since 1980.
HE:
Who?
ME:
You know, Corky's mother. (We used to love LIFE GOES ON as kids.)
HE:
Oh. Well, I don't think people are going to be rioting the streets if she wins.
ME:
Maybe not. But the BWW boards will be one big giant meltdown if she loses.
ME:
Whatever. Commercial's over. Gotta go.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia