Whatever happened to Claudia Shear? She was everywhere for awhile with "Blown Sideways Through Life" and "Dirty Blonde".
I think a revival of "Dirty Blonde" might be fun, even if it's just off-Broadway.
FYI: Dirty Blonde is one of the few shows where the entire cast was nominated for Tony Awards (it helps that there were only three in the cast).
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.