A new CD is to released of the original London cast but this time without the classic hit numbers? Duh! Why?
A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!''
Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'
Oh, another pointless release aimed at repulsive old tarts.
"Oi Shanice, remember we went up London to see Dirty Dancin'?" "Nah mate, I was pissed off my face on Lambrini." "Well I got the CD. The cover's pink." "Ah, wow mate, I wannit."