what we need is a new award that isn't so strongly married to the industry's desire to make money and compete with movies as a commercial venture. money is good, theatre needs more money. so that's why we could keep the tony's around to be run completely by the jukebox musicals, film adaptations, and stunt-casting idols.
then everyone who really is interested in theatre, and not just the idea of being seen "doing" theatre, can have a new award that includes Off-Broadway, maybe has categories like Best Non-Profit, Best New Playwright, Best Benefit, Best Concert Staging, Best Workshop, Best Fundraising Effort, Best Understudy/Standby/Swing, Best Orchestra, Best Youth Outreach, Best Equity Showcase, etc.
two different awards, with all the money from both being combined into a single General Theatre Pool, completely tax-exempt of course. It would be counted, photographed by Bruce Glikas in various sexy poses, then distributed among the productions by a 4-person council. half the funds would be at the discretion of Paula Vogel and Encores' Jack Viertel to allocate as they see best. The other half would be decided on via a process where John Simon and Michael Riedel would stand outside the Olive Garden and literally throw horse crap toward the TKTS board, to see where it sticks. ok maybe I'm going a bit far afield. but we do need a new award system.
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Updated On: 4/18/05 at 04:40 PM