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Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?

Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?

Dollypop
#0Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?
Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:15pm

She would have been amazing.


"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

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alterego
#1re: Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?
Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:18pm

Or Charo and Don Knotts for that matter.

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CapnHook
#2re: Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?
Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:21pm

Screw Loretta! Dollypop - YOU should have been in the film!!!


"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

Dollypop
#3re: Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?
Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:22pm

I thought Don Knotts was dead.


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alterego
#4re: Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?
Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:25pm

Then cross him out and replace him with Frankie Avalon.

Dollypop
#5re: Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?
Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:31pm

Excuse me, Capt. Hook!

Dollypop doesn't even GO to movies. He hates them with an intensity that rivals nothing.

Therefore, why would be be IN a film?


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CapnHook
#6re: Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?
Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:33pm

YOU should be in the film because I say so!

Ahh screw it - I have no comeback. :-P


"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

Dollypop
#7re: Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?
Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:36pm

Movies are the ruination of Western Civilization. I wish they's stop making them.


"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

Gothampc
#8re: Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?
Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:37pm

She's not in the movie because she doesn't have AIDS, isn't drug addicted, isn't poor and isn't young. Although something could be said for her being a drag queen.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

Dollypop
#9re: Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?
Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:40pm

However, she has a scintillating stage presence.


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alterego
#10re: Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?
Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:45pm

But how HOT would she look in those blue vinyl pants! WOW!

Gothampc
#11re: Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?
Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:45pm

"However, she has a scintillating stage presence."

Yeah, but Linda Lavin has the accent.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

Dollypop
#12re: Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?
Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:46pm

Loretta Swit can do anything.


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wildcat
#13re: Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?
Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:50pm

I was told her lips are playing E 12th St.

roquat
#14re: Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?
Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:53pm

Oh, grow up.


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alterego
#15re: Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?
Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:54pm

Isn't she to do the revival of Lil Abner? I'd heard she was to play Mammy Yokum? Or was that Bubbling Brown Sugar she was to be in. There must be so many shows that could do with the Swit touch.

Tenorific2
#16re: Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?
Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:54pm

I'm just crossing my fingers that ALW puts her in the running for "Norma D" in the "Sunset" film. Glenn's gonna have competition!! re: Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?

Gothampc
#17re: Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?
Posted: 6/13/05 at 10:59pm

I heard that Loretta is going to team up with Bonnie Franklin and do a tour of "Side Show".


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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alterego
#18re: Does anyone know why Loretta Swit isn't in the RENT movie?
Posted: 6/13/05 at 11:03pm

Bonnie and Loretta in Sideshow now that really is freaky!


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